ok this is the best thing ever to eat !! i make it at least once a week for myself. first you take two slices of bread, preferably wheat cause it cooks better than white does. Then you spread butter on one side of each slice. then you stick it in the toaster until its toasted to your likings. then you spread miracle whip (not regular mayo, ewww) on the same side that you buttered. Then place a slice of cheese on each side that you buttered, making a grand total of TWO slices of cheese - yuuummmmm ! and then get TWO, not just one, but TWO slices of ham (or turkey or whatever you like - preferably not balogna because it tastes like spam once heated) in between the two slices of chees as you place them together. - making what seems to be an ordinary sandwhich with butter added.... but you're not done. there's more. Now you have to heat it in the microwave for 15-20 seconds - 20 will melt the cheese more, but 15 is bare minimum to get the effect that makes it so damned good (and dont try to put it in the oven or anything - it MUST be a micro wave - and if it has power settings set it to HIGH). Now you pull it out, add your letuce and tomatoes if you so please (i dont). Then add pickles. Now sqeeze off some lemon juice all over the inside - the more the merrier - just dont get it all soggy cause thats just nasty... Now springle on some of Tony's salt shit (i think it is Tony's Satcheries or something like that - and make sure its the REGULAR kind or you're gonna **** it all up). And PRESTO ! you have yourself the greatest toasted sandwhich in the world that I invented like 2 years ago.

I can also make some kick ass scrambled eggs if you want me to tell you how i do it. Sometimes I will leave off the pickles (i never put lettuce and tomatoes on it, but if you do, take them off too) and add the scrambled eggs to the sandhich to make a kick ass toasted scrambled egg sandwhich.

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-Billy