Hmm... Well in all honesty the party scene doesn't work for me because I have anxiety disorder. I literally freak out in large groups. On top of that, I like having control over my own body, so getting drunk doesn't sound like my style. LOL! Besides, I get great action in bed with my boyfriend with both of us sober, so I'm not worried about that area of life! I guess I'm just not a very social being. I personally don't feel like I'm missing out on anything by not going to parties and getting smashed. I know you're all gonna think I'm a punk for this, but A) I live at home, so that makes partying sort of a no-no, and B) I come from a very religious family that houses two pastors and an MK. I guess I just can't find a good reason to party hearty.

Sadly, I don't live in New Mexico either! LOL! But I think that says a lot for you that a chimp can learn from you! I've entertained the idea of being a teacher someday... *shrug* We'll see...