How do you turn on a guy??? Are you serious?

Just give him a porn magazine.

Actually, the real question is "how do I turn OFF a guy". Much like Freddie's Genious Switch, for most guys, there is NO "off" position.

But seriously, a lot of what you've read about guys is true. It's so easy to turn us on it's ridiculous. Almost anything sexual can do it, if he's paying attention.

Question: Why do you want to get a dude really hard while he's sitting at a table? Honestly that's mean..if you succeed, you'll have succeeded in pinning him to the table for the duration of his boner and his movements will be restricted to uncomfortable shifts in position because he can't go anywhere in such a state.

Don't get him hard in public...unless you're purposefully trying to take some control over the dude.

Freddie

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