My bud was drunk and walked up to a girl...real nice, christian girl by the way....good kid, and my bud has never talked to her in his life, and walks up to her. He leans on this juce bar she was at, and goes..."hey, hey you...*she turns and looks* he knods like an idiot, and goes...."Yeah, thats right, you baby, I want you." She says, "You have the wrong person" and he acts like stiffler off American Pie, so picture that cause his impression is perfect. He says..."no baby, I got the right girl...*Grins*...you want me, I want you..its cool, I know *Grins*....I've seen alot of girls in my life, I see alot of girls here right now, but your the ****in hottest baby....*Grins*..**Looooong, okward silence**..........wanna ****?"

The girl relized he was drunk and saw the way he was acting like a goofball and laughed, but not as hard as we all did....mabye you had to be there