Hmm, how about things one of my friends actually *has* said (and seriously I might add).

1) told a girl that her roomate's breasts were developing quite nicely.
2) told a girl that he had a cool dream where he was using a sword to sexually stimulate her (this is a girl he doesnt really know by the way).

Hm, thats all of the things I can think of that he has said directly to girls