Well, uh, first I'd take her shopping to stores she'd wanna shop in, and then we'd do lunch, probably at the cheese haus, followed by some golfing.

And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably die fleidermaus. And then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach...

Where I'd pop on the radio...

And then we could slow dance 'til the sun came up.

"That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard!"