What did I really expect going into this, asking out this really nice lady I’ve known thru work for about 3 months now.
If my score keeping is correct this is number 11 out of 11, two more and I get a free toaster!
Even my friends said they have no idea what I’m doing wrong, maybe it’s just the fact that I exist, I’m ****ing cursed.
Screw it; guess I’ll just go enjoy this bottle of Seagram’s myself. First time I’ve been drunk in a long, long time.
