AnthonyCasta: I have this problem--she isn't returning my phone calls or anything!
ace: Why should she?
AnthonyCasta: Because I love her.
ace: No, you only THINK you do because you're being a stupid bitch right now! How about you go over to her house and **** her in the ass with lots of lube! I mean, that's the only thing you've wanted out of the relationship right? So, it seems like a good idea to me! What do you think, sk8er?
LTsK8eR2gO: HELL yeah! Go **** her before I do.
AnthonyCasta: Omgsh! Thank you guys SO much for your help! This is the GREATEST advice anybody has ever given me! Wow! I know who I truly am now! Here's $1,000 in cash to use for toilet paper.