Ther's this girl..Mary..see, I went to high school with her, she was the prettiest girl in school and she agreed to go to prom with me after I aided her mentally disabled brother. On the day of the prom, however, I got my zipper caught on my balls/penis and they had to rush me to the hospital. I didn't see Mary again, but years later I hired an investigator and tried to get the skinny as to her whereabouts. Turns out she dated Bret Favre for a while (but really, she's a Niner's fan like me) but things didn't work out. I know a couple of guys obsssed over her to the point of lying about their identities to her.

...that may be a good idea for a show, but I think it's been done.

Anyway, she's dating Justin Timberlake these days, but if you could reunite me with her that'd be great.

Freddie

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