Try and look for other women. Don't stick around here bitching at yourself thinkin' about this bad shit. Because whether you like to admit it or not, the reason you feel bad right now is YOUR fault. Wanna know why?

EVERY EMOTION YOU FEEL IS A CHOICE

you know, when you fall in love with somebody it's nothing but a chemical reaction if a very very small portion of your head? that's it! don't feel bad, go get a blowjob and you'll feel better.

your thoughts control everything dude.


if you're in the shits again, just think about tits in your face, think about me, smile, and then try to laugh. fake laugh if you have to, but laugh. you'll feel better everytime.