"Translation" Background Story:
One hot day in the middle of Mexico, a guy jumped on his horse and rode away. He got to a bar and opened the doors, he looked around and smiled in terror.
... He walked to the middle of the bar, and stomped his boots loudly, and said:
Mi Nombre Es Pancho,
Yo Vivo En Un Rancho,
Hago Un Peso Al Dia,
Y Mi Vieja No Es Mia.
Translation
My Name Is Pancho!,
I Live On A Rancho!,
I Make A Peso A Day!,
And My Wife Is Gay!
