That is absolutely hilarious, and alot of this me and my friends have discussed on many occasions. In the case of morning wood, it's best to just go in the shower and piss there, since you can just rinse it all away. Now personally I don't believe in this whole "put the seat down" thing. This girl I knew was over my house once and came out of the bathroom yellin' that us guys should put the seat down. Well, we figured, seeing as there were 4 of us guys and only 1 of her, we shouldn't have to, in fact we came to the conclusion that she should put the seat up. Now if the roles were reversed, say I was the only guy with a 2 or more girls, than I shall have to put the seat down. Another compromise, is if there is a girl present, I will put the seat down, as long as whenever she's done with the bathroom, she puts the seat up.

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