"Who's your daddy and what does he do?"

"Get in the choppa nowuh!"

"Hey there you are! (Do I know you?) No, but that's where you are, you're there!"

"Kick him in the nards!" "Wolfman don't have nards!"

"Missssster Andersssson..."

Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
Ray: Forget it, I ain't going to jail!
Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to teens in jail? All of those sex-starved convicts waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
Ray: On second thought, maybe we should call the police. "

-Scary Movie