Goddam do I have to repeat myself in every post?

First, take a piss. You must do this beforehand, it is essential. Your brain won't stay into sex mode if you have to pee.

Secondly, if you are using condoms, do this:

Take the (wrapped) condom in your hands. Lie on your back and have her go down on you to get you hard. As she is doing this, unwrap the rubber, strap her on, then flip your girlie over and have at it!

Remember, P(ee) for Primary, Sex, for Sexondary.

Piss to find Peace.