Hey Rose ^_^, oh and Mr. Cat Problem I have the same issue with my doggy, he's too attention seeking, and hey, don't you dare expect me to write an entire essay about your frikken cat haha, my dog always wake me up at like 3am stracting my eyes out to get under the covers, does your cat malt? if it doesn't, can't you just play along and show a little more love and cuddle up to him? if he malts, or if you don't want to love him lol, then don't be scared to tell him to eff-off, animals (cept the ones that play the piano and such and such...OoO and the monkey on the bike ^_^), animales act on instinct and probably won't give a poop if you give him the middle finger, he'll forget by tommorow, just chuck him off.
Other solution is fatten him, then he'll just sit around doing jack-poop hahah.

*shouts*
come here fuzzy!
*cuddles up to him*
heehee, I love you doggy