Aren't flowers kind of... unoriginal? Lazy? Worthless? Organic, unspendable money?

Flowers and balloons... to each his own I suppose. Though it is the thought that counts, what thought is there behind balloons and flowers? Maybe: "This will buy me a blowjob for sure!" If I was a girl I would see right through you.

...If I was a girl I would be impossibly difficult, even more than I am now. Muahahahahahaha!