open relationships!!! ahhh..

it shouldn't even be called a relationship at all.
how do you introduce someone you're in an open relationship with anyways?

"hi, this is bruce, he's my partner in an open relationship."

or "this is my friend bruce. we're not dating, just having sex."

or "this is bruce." and let people make any assumption that they want.

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