Man! It must really stink to not be able to communicate with the rest of the world!

Hey... do you speak another language that someone here might know?
Could you please try to explain what you want to know about green eyed girls?
Is it:

1. You can't find a girl with green eyes?
2. You have problems with every girl with green eyes you meet?
3. You don't want a girl with green eyes?

Or is it something else?