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anachronistic
19-03-07, 02:09 PM
i just posted a thread about guitars, and posted a picture of one guitar. how come the image tags are making the image into a link?

Junket
19-03-07, 07:16 PM
I had the same issue before.

There's a way to do it...but I forget.

dono
19-03-07, 08:53 PM
vBulletin has a special way of detecting whether or not the picture you're linking to will make everyone shit themself because their brain cannot handle such high volume of homosexuality.

anachronistic
20-03-07, 07:20 AM
edit:

i'm going to buy that guitar and come over to your house and personally smash it on your head.

Gigabitch
20-03-07, 08:16 AM
edit:

i'm going to buy that guitar and come over to your house and personally smash it on your head.

Even better: sing him an emo song. He'll self-destruct.

anachronistic
20-03-07, 08:26 AM
nah, i think he likes emo.

dono
20-03-07, 01:39 PM
Even better: sing him an emo song. He'll self-destruct.
Last night, I raped you and erased your memory. Don't worry, I was gentle.

anachronistic
21-03-07, 08:50 AM
Last night, I raped you and erased your memory. Don't worry, I was gentle.

no, last night you erased your own memory after contemplating ridiculously impossible thoughts such as raping gigabitch. THEN you woke up with a note pinned to your chest with that quote ^^^.

dono
21-03-07, 02:37 PM
That sucked.

anachronistic
22-03-07, 05:03 AM
That sucked.

No? Don't like it? The truth hurts, bitch.

dono
22-03-07, 07:09 AM
No? Don't like it? The truth hurts, bitch.


no, last night you erased your own memory after contemplating ridiculously impossible thoughts such as raping gigabitch. THEN you woke up with a note pinned to your chest with that quote ^^^.


truth /truθ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[trooth]
ľnoun, plural truths /tru­z, truθs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[troothz, trooths]
1. the true or actual state of a matter: He tried to find out the truth.
2. conformity with fact or reality; verity: the truth of a statement.
3. a verified or indisputable fact, proposition, principle, or the like: mathematical truths.
4. the state or character of being true.
5. actuality or actual existence.
6. an obvious or accepted fact; truism; platitude.
7. honesty; integrity; truthfulness.

Surely, you cannot be this dumb.

anachronistic
22-03-07, 07:46 AM
Surely, you cannot be this dumb.

Surely, your sense of humor is like a tight asshole during a car-wreck.

dono
22-03-07, 09:14 AM
Surely, your sense of humor is like a tight asshole during a car-wreck.
Tight asshole? Damn right. I don't put things in mine after questioning my sexuality, unlike some people. Isn't that right, Cumberboy? Wait--your new nickname is Goatse.

anachronistic
22-03-07, 10:54 AM
Maybe you haven't put things in your ass, but you like dick in your mouth.

I don't make a connection with goatse. I don't shit on myself or try to eat it. I don't even lay down in the bathtub but that's none of your business.

and if you want to talk nicknames, you can be skiddie :D

dono
22-03-07, 07:10 PM
Maybe you haven't put things in your ass, but you like dick in your mouth.

I don't make a connection with goatse. I don't shit on myself or try to eat it. I don't even lay down in the bathtub but that's none of your business.

and if you want to talk nicknames, you can be skiddie :D

Nicely done! You've successfully confused Goatse with Tubgirl. Considering that metaphorically, you just shit all over yourself with your idiocy, we can call you Tubgirl, too. It satisfies the fact that I don't even have to try to make you look moronic because you do it all by yourself as well as your feminine tendencies. The guitar was cute, son.

And please, come up with a definition of what a skiddie actually is. If you knew, it would be the dumbest thing anybody could ever call me.

anachronistic
23-03-07, 08:22 AM
Nicely done! You've successfully confused Goatse with Tubgirl. Considering that metaphorically, you just shit all over yourself with your idiocy, we can call you Tubgirl, too. It satisfies the fact that I don't even have to try to make you look moronic because you do it all by yourself as well as your feminine tendencies. The guitar was cute, son.

And please, come up with a definition of what a skiddie actually is. If you knew, it would be the dumbest thing anybody could ever call me.

http://www.google.com

^^ if you want to know what a skiddie is.


and if I actually gave a shit to know the difference between goatse and tubgirl, i would shit on myself.

The guitar IS cute, I'm going to buy it tomorrow :) by the way I asked the guidance counselor at the college I visited today (a hott 25 year old who was hitting on me like no other) what she thought of the guitar. She thinks it's pretty and she gave me her cell number. Imagine that.

I also like how you pleasure yourself by fantasizing everybody shitting on themselves without you forcing them to.

dono
23-03-07, 12:13 PM
http://www.google.com

^^ if you want to know what a skiddie is.

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Askiddie&btnG=Google+Search

Nice.


and if I actually gave a shit to know the difference between goatse and tubgirl, i would shit on myself.
Has your mother not told you to not use words unless you know what they mean? Mind your manners, young man.


by the way I asked the guidance counselor at the college I visited today (a hott 25 year old who was hitting on me like no other) what she thought of the guitar. She thinks it's pretty and she gave me her cell number. Imagine that.
I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Literally. In fact, I think a quote from Vashti might clear this up:

Women like homosexuals.
It explains her giving you of all people her number after she saw the guitar. Were you wearing Jellies?


I also like how you pleasure yourself by fantasizing everybody shitting on themselves without you forcing them to.
I pleasure myself by looking in the mirror. I'd tell you to try it if I knew you wouldn't shatter the mirror in 8 pieces and give yourself even worse luck than you're having trying to belittle my Awesome.

TDurden
23-03-07, 12:16 PM
by the way I asked the guidance counselor at the college I visited today (a hott 25 year old who was hitting on me like no other) what she thought of the guitar. She thinks it's pretty and she gave me her cell number. Imagine that.


There's NO way that happened

anachronistic
23-03-07, 12:25 PM
There's NO way that happened

yea dude, but i'm not getting the guitar. i'd prolly get publicly humiliated-- even though i'm good at playing.

anachronistic
23-03-07, 12:36 PM
Has your mother not told you to not use words unless you know what they mean?

It explains her giving you of all people her number after she saw the guitar. Were you wearing Jellies?


I pleasure myself by looking in the mirror. I'd tell you to try it if I knew you wouldn't shatter the mirror in 8 pieces and give yourself even worse luck than you're having trying to belittle my Awesome.
yes.

the sandals? no. I only wear combat/work boots, because I do a lot of manual labor in school classes as well as at work.

oh shit. i can't look in the mirror. oh well. life goes on you know. hey, what the **** is an "Awesome" anyways? your awesome 1 inch cock? your awesome mangina? your awesome beak-like nose? tell me. i'm intrigued.

dono
23-03-07, 12:38 PM
There's NO way that happened
But...but....


Women like homosexuals.

You're depressing me, Ben. I'm going to go cry in a corner. :[

anachronistic
23-03-07, 12:57 PM
finde dich mit den Hund. Was? Du willst einen Hund ficken!

Weissest du Deutsch? nein. haha du selbst ein Uebersetzer!

TDurden
23-03-07, 01:04 PM
finde dich mit den Hund. Was? Du willst einen Hund ficken!

Weissest du Deutsch? nein. haha du selbst ein Uebersetzer!

Your spelling is atrocious, that doesn't even look like english

anachronistic
23-03-07, 01:09 PM
Your spelling is atrocious, that doesn't even look like english

Naturlich! Ist nicht Englisch. und kannst du Deutsch sprechen, sprichst zu mich.

TDurden
23-03-07, 01:12 PM
Blah blah blah, I'm a Nazi, blah blah blah

EDIT: Tu estas un culo con mierda por sesos tambien

dono
23-03-07, 01:14 PM
I love how he talks shit to us in a foreign language.

Do you not have the balls to say what you want for us to understand? Damn, and this isn't even real life.

http://www.actioncancer.org/images/testicles.gif

EDIT: Since everyone is sinking to that level...
J'espère que tu ailles te faire niquer par le chien que tu appelles ta mère; salle cafard.

anachronistic
23-03-07, 01:24 PM
Blah blah blah, I'm a Nazi, blah blah blah

EDIT: Tu estas un culo con mierda por sesos tambien

machst du ein "taco tanz" fuer unser!

nicht. du isst der Scheisse und hast er gern! Ich spreche Spanisch auch.

vorkorrekturen:

zarathu, selbst die Pommes Frites in deinem Arsch!

TDurden
23-03-07, 01:30 PM
machst du ein "taco tanz" fuer unser!

nicht. du isst der Scheisse und hast er gern! Ich spreche Spanisch auch.



I said "you have shit for brains" not "eat shit", and being kinda-literate in Spanish isn't anything to be proud of as it's the second most spoken language on earth.

And really, part of my heritage is German and my dad was stationed there, so I can attest to the fact that they're not that cool and trying to be cool by poorly speaking their language is an exercise in futility.

dono
23-03-07, 01:31 PM
He speaks poorly in English as well, so it doesn't make a difference.

anachronistic
23-03-07, 01:35 PM
I said "you have shit for brains" not "eat shit", and being kinda-literate in Spanish isn't anything to be proud of as it's the second most spoken language on earth.

And really, part of my heritage is German and my dad was stationed there, so I can attest to the fact that they're not that cool and trying to be cool by poorly speaking their language is an exercise in futility.

I know you said that. I said "Not. You eat shit and you like it."my intent wasn't to reflect what you said in german. spanish was my second language. german is my 3rd.

my grandpa moved from germany when he was young with his parents. he was raised in an english speaking orphanage where he learned english. some more bullshit knowledge for your brain :wink:

i'm not trying to be cool. lol. i love the language. more than spanish, more than english. i'm not afraid to tell zarathu to go **** a dog in english, but it's more fun to say it in german!

dono
23-03-07, 01:37 PM
lol.

L!OL!LO!!OL!LO!LO!!OL!OL!OL!OL!OL!OLOL!O

****. You have such a contagious "lol."

TDurden
23-03-07, 01:37 PM
Glad to see we're all back to our first languages

dono
23-03-07, 01:39 PM
English is actually my second language. French would be my first.

anachronistic
23-03-07, 01:39 PM
L!OL!LO!!OL!LO!LO!!OL!OL!OL!OL!OL!OLOL!O

****. You have such a contagious "lol."

lol i love you hunny bunny :D

dono
23-03-07, 01:43 PM
lol i love you hunny bunny :D
I can't blame you. :]

Kiechi
24-03-07, 12:17 AM
Quit it children.

dono
24-03-07, 03:52 AM
Quit it children.

Hey, Turdbrain, in case you haven't noticed, we were

http://www.thesarcasm.com/files/jkt1.jpg

anachronistic
24-03-07, 11:27 AM
Quit it children.

we were ****ing around.

Kiechi
24-03-07, 08:21 PM
Zara --- z0mg rly?

Lilwing --- I know you all were, but if you want to "****" around do it in the general discussion area.

anachronistic
25-03-07, 01:49 AM
k

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dono
25-03-07, 03:50 AM
Zara --- z0mg rly?

Lilwing --- I know you all were, but if you want to "****" around do it in the general discussion area.

We already did, and this was the result:
http://www.loveforum.net/showthread.php?t=15372

Closed?

Kiechi
27-03-07, 12:06 AM
We already did, and this was the result:
http://www.loveforum.net/showthread.php?t=15372

Closed?

I take it back then. If you want to rant, rant over at the WPC forums. :)

anachronistic
27-03-07, 04:47 AM
I take it back then. If you want to rant, rant over at the WPC forums. :)

lol :D

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dono
27-03-07, 05:38 AM
It's more fun over here because someone is bound to take me seriously.

Kiechi
27-03-07, 05:49 AM
It's more fun over here because someone is bound to take me seriously.

Plus this place has members ;)