What to buy my g/f

[Bourn]

Hi, it's my girlfriends birthday this weekend and want suggestions on what to get her. I'm hopeless at buying gifts. At the moment I'm thinking of getting her a Vacuum Cleaner. What do you think?

If not that then what shall I get?

plz help kthnx.

[Wildfire]

If my boyfriend gave me a vacume cleaner. I know what I wiould do with, shove it somewhere, where the sun dont shine,
Does she have a favorite perfume, or something she collects

[Catastrophe]

I find that diet books always go down a treat!

[Wildfire]

I find that diet books always go down a treat!

WTF A diet book
Yeah right I know where that would go as well if I was given one of them

[Catastrophe]

Or there's a "good sex guide" Breast enlargement pills, dieting aids, liposuction treatments, breast enlargement, all kinds of plastic surgery! I hear they love that sort of thing!

[Wildfire]

Or there's a "good sex guide" Breast enlargement pills, dieting aids, liposuction treatments, breast enlargement, all kinds of plastic surgery! I hear they love that sort of thing!

Well I feel sorry for your girlfriend if that is the things you would give her, how about been romantic, take her out for a meal.

[Catastrophe]

What??? I'm not made of money! I'll take her to McDonalds then the local brothel!

[Wildfire]

What??? I'm not made of money! I'll take her to McDonalds then the local brothel!

Riiiiiiight if your girlfriend is reading this, I'd say you are dumped

[Bourn]

If my boyfriend gave me a vacume cleaner. I know what I wiould do with, shove it somewhere, where the sun dont shine,
Does she have a favorite perfume, or something she collects

I thought women liked all that cleaning and stuff? Well my gf seems to be cleaning a lot so thought she would like a new hoover.

[Catastrophe]

Riiiiiiight if your girlfriend is reading this, I'd say you are dumped

Well, my girlfriend may not like where I take her, but she stays with me because I'm very well endowed!

[Wildfire]

I thought women liked all that cleaning and stuff? Well my gf seems to be cleaning a lot so thought she would like a new hoover.

Maybe get her a hoover as a gift for the house, but not for her birthday, birthdays are special, I would personally like to be taken for a meal and maybe have a small gift like my favourite perfume

[Catastrophe]

Small gifts are the best kind

[Bourn]

What about small cheap gifts... like... a candle or something. All girls like candles. Right?

[Catastrophe]

Yeah! The wierd ones that smell like crap! Girls love the stinky stuff!

[Bourn]

Yeah! The wierd ones that smell like crap! Girls love the stinky stuff!

Hmm.. but then I'd have to put up with the wierd smell too....