Some jokes
Why is Jake Plummers wife asking for a divorce?
Because she likes it doggy-style, and he can't come from behind.

Why can't Jake Plummers use the phone anymore?
Because he can't find the receiver.

What is the difference between Cheerios and the Broncos?
Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

A Denver football player was trying to pick up a coed at a fraternity party when she told him that she was much more turned on by academic types than dumb jocks.
"So," she said, "what's your G.P.A.?"
The Denver football player smiled and said, "I get about twenty-five in the city and forty on the highway!"


An Announcement from the P.A. system:

Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They are leading the Broncos 14-0.



Three broncos had been having some trouble recently and ended up in family court. Momma and Poppa bronco were splitting up, and baby bronco had to decide who he was going to live with. The judge talked to baby bronco to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bronco about living with his father, baby bronco answered "No, I can't live with Poppa bronco, he beats me terribly." "Okay," said the judge. "Then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!" replied baby bronco, "She beats me worse than Poppa bronco does." The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, are there any relatives you would like to stay with?" "Yes," answered baby bronco, "my aunt Bertha bronco who lives in Denver." You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge. "Oh certainly," said baby bronco, "The Denver broncos don't beat anyone."

__________________

LOL!

Good ones, Lloyd! GO STEELERS

Laugh all you want but be ready to cry.

__________________
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis

LoL this was the best (and most true)

I think the Steeler D is going to dominate Denver's O. Just stop the running game and you win. Better hope your Broncos force another 5 turnovers if you're gonna win this one.

The Patsies lost that game, Denver didn't win it. 5 turnovers.

__________________

If you say so Lloyd.

BTW Guys, why is it that the oddsmakers, you know the guys wheeling and dealing millions of dollars, still pick Denver?

__________________
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis

I completely agree.

New England is the better team, they just made too many mistakes, uncharacteristically. And also got some very favorable calls. Their first score came off like a 50 yard pass interference penalty that should have been OFFENSIVE interference not defensive. And Champ Bailey fumbled into the endzone on his INT, should have been New England ball on the 20, still down only 10-6 instead of 17-6. But that bad throw was very uncharacteristic of Tom Brady into the endzone.

__________________

See here who knows what their hand sign means.

__________________

Got me there.

__________________

Why are you so obsessed with that area? Do you have a butt fetish or something?

__________________
If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!

__________________

Shannahan two rings, Cowher none

__________________
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis

OUCH!!

I'm afraid you can't say ANYTHING to that, Lloyd!