Im just curious becouse i have herd of some funny things and some pretty messed up ones. Post your experiences.

the notorious 'we would be better as friends'

or 'my life is crazy right now i dont have any time'

or the 'you deserve better than me so we cant go out anymore'

all those highschool classics used to this day.

seriously though i use the : ' i dont feel anyhting towards you sorry.'

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'You are so beautiful i would never deserve you'
'im not good at this sort of thing[relationships]'
or the best. never tell the person you broke up, just assume they know and find yourself a new gf, and tell them about her

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Your satisfied smile, tells me it's not all right.
Like a father you watch me confess to all my lies.
I did it again, I made a mistake.
You're right now. Aren't you satisfied?
So I did it again, I made a mistake.
You're right now. Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied my love?
Are you satisfied?
So maybe you were right
Maybe I'm not worth the fight
You being right is not, oh it's not nice.
I wish we had the nerve
To be as we were
I wish I could find the root to all good

LMFAO yes thats the best one so far i have seen that shit happen to my friends thats gotta suck so bad lol.

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lol, wow that would suck. "And when did we break up again?"

I personally like and use
"Get the **** away from my face .......B*TCH!"

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Kocham Śmierć bo tylko ona na mnie czeka.

lol, i think that if you get that one then you did something bad .

Shut up and get out of my truck.

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"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis

I told some guy who liked me I was Gaye once lol. Other than that I'm usually honest.

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"**** You" said very loudly.
"I want to see other girls too" Is a bit cowardly but I've used it and it works.

lol ive herd of some of my female friends useing that to.

Funny Stuff here,

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"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis

Here's the one I got from my ex... "I still love you more than anything, and want to be with you, but I just can't right now"

Ahem... why?

Ahh, it's too bad. She was such a good **** too.

Lol, i love you alot but i cant be with you...... yeah. I just find relationships kinda funny becouse no one ever tells the truth of why there leaving. I would want my gf to tell me what it was, even if she said "your a horrible kisser... it isnt going to work" instead of some lame excuse lol. I find humans in general to be funny becouse we never say directly what we want.

People should just get a back bone and be honest! Funny though.

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