Ok so it is simple, post what a woman says. Then post what you think they realy mean. All gender posts welcome.


You have to learn to communicate.

REALLY MEANS

Just agree with me.

Women are smarter than men

means

women are smarter than men.

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whats wrong ?
answer :nothing

means

you have to find out on your own because me telling you straight up is like giving it away ... i want to see effort .

"Can we go shopping?" which means "I'm gonna fleece you out of every penny you have then drop you in the gutter with my other suckers"

What a shag!!!!

means

You're dumped!

I am tired

means

dont even think of having sex with me tonight!

No, I have a headache

means

don't even think of having sex with me tonight

I should have gone on a run today

means

don't even think of having sex with me tonight

guy: what do you want for dinner?
gal: anything

means

you better remember every place i've ever eaten, and you better not take me to mcdonalds, but don't take me someplace fancy because i'm not dressed for that, and you better remember that i'm allergic to peanuts, and that i really like cheese but I don't like..blah blah blah blah...........

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You love me, yet you have no idea who I really am.

Girl: "You don't need to get me anything for my birthday."

Really means: If you don't surprise me with something I'll be crushed and refuse to sleep with you until you make it up to me.

Girl: "No, I don't mind if you spend all weekend golfing with your buddies.....again."

Means

Do it, if you want to come home to a cold shoulder and no sex for a week.

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