Date #2

We went for dinner yesterday.

After dinner I suggested ice cream.

There are two places across the street from each other - one is gelato, the other Dairy Queen. I chose Dairy Queen cuz I wanted a chocolate sundae.

Just as we were heading inside, he indicated he is lactose intolerant.

ME: We should go across the street then, its not a big deal to me.

HIM: No, no. It is only a slight intolerance. It just means I'll probably be farting a lot.

ME: Well, you shouldn't be uncomfortable. Lets go across the street.

HIM: No. Lets stay here. It'll probably be you that is more uncomfortable.

For crying out loud. That was far too much information for a second date.

He had options:

- he could have said nothing and opted for an ice tea. Or a mr. mistee
- he could have just left it at the "lactose intolerant" and taken me up on my offer to go across the street.


After finishing my sundae, he commented "I've never seen someone eat ice cream that fast".

Hmmm......

Hehe

I would find that extremelt endearing... he is obviously very comfortable with you, enough to mention the whole natural gas pump leakage deal anyways... and actually by NOT avoiding that, he is showing he is trustworthy! Would you rather have him bring it up now or when things get heated up between you two? I personally would be angry with someone for keeping that in for so long... anyways have fun and just bring some little battery powered air fresheners

Oh good god clynn! I am litereally laughing out loud like a crazy person as I type this! You must be kidding! He is going to have to work VERY hard to undo the damage he did - that is IF you even decide to give him a chance to redeem himself.


TOO MUCH INFO, BOYS!! LIFE IS NOT A JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE, AND WOMEN DO NOT FIND YOUR FARTS "ENDEARING"!

This has got to be the funniest thread I've seen in months.

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Thanks Vash. (yes, I multiposted as I thought I would share the laff).

This is Date #2 - he isn't supposed to be that comfortable yet!

You should write a book about your dating experiences, clynn. That is one of the funniest dates I have ever read about.

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For me, fartbag = dealbreaker.

well, I still think it is sweet

heh.. I thought about this thread off and on all evening, and I am still laughing...

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Thank you, it makes me laugh also!

This is sweet, are you going to see him again?

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We should make this into a thread called "bet you can't beat this bad date". Actually, maybe I will. I hope you don't mind clynn, but this is a classic.

EDIT: I will be happy to delete the thread if you'd rather.

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I don't mind at all.

In fact I'm flattered!

Or something.

I'm lactose intolerant, and I can tell you he was being "nice" only saying he'd get GAS.
Comfortable with you? we'll thats in the eye of the beholder I guess.

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