Am I the only one who found this to be the funniest joke in this thread?

^^^^ it was better than the premature ejaculationism...

raverboy

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...this is just my perspective on the situation...

Bear and bunny are fishing when suddenly a goldfish gets stuck in their net.
The fish promises to fill three wishes for each if they let him go.

Bear gets exited and tells the golden fish: "Make all the forests belong to me!"
"Done." said fish.
Bear goes on: "Make all the other bears, besides me, female"
"Done"
"Make it to be a mating period"
"Done", said fish and turned to bunny.

Bunny was quick with his wishes. At first he wished a helmet.
"Done", said the goldfish.
Next, the bunny wished a fastest motorbike, and as he finished his sentence, there it was.
Confused bear now asks: "You had three wishes and all you could wish for is this? Why do you want a quick motorbike?"

"You'll see", answered bunny, put on his helmet, turned on his motorbike and as he started to go, he quickly said his final wish: "I wish the bear was gay."

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Think again!

that's funny.

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a wise man isn't always saved by his wisdom. just like a stupid man does not always do stupid things.

Bear and Bunny are eating breakfast together.
"Hey Bunny," says Bear, "are you done with the syrup?"
"Yes Bear," says Bunny.
Bear: "Good, now I can whipe my ass with you." and quickly grabs Bunny away.

^ eh?

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