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26-05-08, 06:36 AM
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| | | "Why I will never have a girlfriend" Slightly humorous, but more interesting than anything.
I would post it here, but there are images included, so check it out here: http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why...e_a_Girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Frasbee  Charity is gay. | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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27-05-08, 01:56 AM
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| | | Well, it makes your own situation look better, doesn't it, Dwarf?
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My Demon revokes any prayer
He's grown contempt for love and hope
He betrays trust, twists truth and fair
Indifference is his way to cope
Engulfing sound of sensations
He quells with voices of despair
And muse of short lived inspirations
Flees at the sight of his cold stare
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28-05-08, 11:59 PM
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| | | Well, if you can't have a girlfriend, maybe you can have a rape victim?
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29-05-08, 02:27 AM
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| | | And if rape is inevitable to the victim, then its better to enjoy it.
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29-05-08, 02:31 AM
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| | | -- Said by Bobby Knight
"If rape is inevitable, I think you should relax and enjoy it"
LMAO
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29-05-08, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Gigabitch Well, it makes your own situation look better, doesn't it, Dwarf? Heh, heh. I've got it bookedmark under, "Misc. Excuses".
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Originally Posted by Frasbee Charity is gay. | | Loveforum Breaktime | | | | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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