The S%&#, Military Style


An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"

I posted that joke last year, only I told it better.

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

Alrite, I changed it to a different one.
MRS. I TOLD IT BETTER!!!

Oh, my God. I love the new one. That's awesome.

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

lol... really???? uh huh.. hmm... ok... yeah... sure.... cool.

I come from a military family- Army and Marines. That joke totally made sense to me.

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

this joke is boring.

I am reading this joke first time but its damn hilarious. Good job.

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