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16-08-07, 03:26 AM
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| | | Dumb, but funny A man shows up...
to a Halloween party and knocks on the door.
The hostess answers and tells him that he must be in costume to get in!
Dismayed the man starts walking home, stops, strips down to his undies and goes back.
He again knocks on the door and the hostess answers, looks at him and says "I told you, you have to be in costume to get in!"
He says "I am in costume".
"What are you then?" she asks
He says "I am a premature ejaculation, I just came in my underwear!"
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16-08-07, 03:43 AM
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| | | wow, dumb but funny. True. hehe.
Here's a sick joke...
Once upon a time two guys were discussing what sex positions they like.
Guy 1: I like the rodeo style
Guy2: Whats the rodeo style?
Guy1: Its when you get your partner to bend down, then you hump her from behind. At the same time, grab her boobs and say "boy, these feel just like your sister's" and try to stay on her for 8 seconds.
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16-08-07, 07:09 AM
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| | | Oh, my God! I cackled!
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16-08-07, 12:41 PM
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| | | ummm.... nevermind.
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16-08-07, 01:17 PM
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| | | i giggled, silly jokes guys. sadly, i have none to share...
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15-09-07, 05:57 AM
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| | | I have a slew of politically incorrect jokes, but I have a strong hunch I would be instantely banned by saying them.. | |
15-09-07, 07:29 AM
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| | | There's always the PM option.
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16-09-07, 01:55 AM
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| | | but why?? political bullshit isn't banned here...
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16-09-07, 09:56 AM
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| | | I am pro political incorrectness.
That could make for a great halloween costume Giga. Once I taped sponges to myself as a costume so I could be "Self-absorbed."
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16-09-07, 01:47 PM
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| | | I love that. Clever you.
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16-09-07, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DoesntMatter  I have a slew of politically incorrect jokes, but I have a strong hunch I would be instantely banned by saying them.. Banned by us?
Are you fúckin' kidding me?
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17-09-07, 04:09 AM
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| | | it's wrong to joke around the forums... i forbid it.
*looks around in secrecy*
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17-09-07, 04:16 AM
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| | | Drunken Mistake !
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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| | | The first joke was funny, but the second was almost brought me to tears laughing.
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| | | A bear and a bunny are shitting in the forest, side by side.
Bear asks: "Bunny, do you get shit stuck on your hair too?"
Bunny: "Yes...."
Bear: "Good, now I can whipe my ass with you", and quickly grabs bunny away...
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