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16-02-06, 06:41 PM
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| | | How was your valentines? sex wise? :) I had such a good time, that's what I love about it, you can be 10x more experiemental than usual because the TV is OFF, and it's the greatest excuse to get drunk as hell.
I had a whole day trip to a sex store & got handcuffs, dice, dick-lick, a vibrating thing, cards, massage oil (lick off) lol...
What a great time you can have just spending time together, we had such a laugh with the handcuffs... I done them up too tight & hurt him quite bad though... 
IT WAS GREAT! 
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16-02-06, 07:15 PM
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| | | ****ed up beyond all recognition. no sex, and the girl I try to get close with is giving off all these mixed signals that it's driving me completely nuts. Being in love is a *****!
*how's that for a 100th post*
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16-02-06, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jaslovesant I had such a good time, that's what I love about it, you can be 10x more experiemental than usual because the TV is OFF, and it's the greatest excuse to get drunk as hell.
I had a whole day trip to a sex store & got handcuffs, dice, dick-lick, a vibrating thing, cards, massage oil (lick off) lol... Aww, I can see you are the romantic type.
I don't understand why you would ever have sex with the TV on though, and really, drunk sex sucks.
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16-02-06, 09:48 PM
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| | Was quite good thanx. 4 times heh.
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16-02-06, 09:56 PM
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| | Yeah.. Drunk sex is rather 
It was great on my side.. better on hers 
We've only been together 6 months but she's still shocked that she squirts, apparently this is not a "normal" reaction. I've only slept with three girls and they all squirted? Don't all ya'll ladies do as such? Current female orgasm record in 24 hours: 17 held by current partner
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16-02-06, 09:56 PM
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| | | Bah humbug... I didn't even get to sleep with MYSELF...
Jas - please tell me this is a new guy you're talkin about - and not the guy with horrible hygiene...??? | |
16-02-06, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran Current female orgasm record in 24 hours: 17 held by current partner
I should start a thread to see which female has orgasmed the most in 24 hours... Yeah man, just title it "Kieran: God's Gift to Women". | |
16-02-06, 10:03 PM
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| | I wish I had thought of that...
I called it Ego corner.. have a read | |
16-02-06, 11:45 PM
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16-02-06, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran I wish I had thought of that...
I called it Ego corner.. have a read You mean "have a good laugh".
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16-02-06, 11:52 PM
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| | No... not really... Ego corner  Did I make a typo? | |
17-02-06, 12:25 AM
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| | | Wife came to my office to have lunch with me. Greeted me with the most erotic kiss we've had in months. Everybody else was out . . .
She wound up sitting on the workbench, skirt bunched up around her waist. Pantyhose on the floor. Thighs wrapped around my ears. Babbling something about, "When will they be back?" and "Can you hear people when they come in?". Then, in mid sentence, she said "Oh NO!!" and her legs clamped shut. All the parts cabinets on the bench rattled loudly.
About 30 seconds later I was reminded that when a girl bends at the waist and holds her ankles, her bare backside strongly resembles a Valentine heart.
It was all over in about 15 minutes. My co-workers weren't back for another hour. We haven't done it at work since I was a grad student at Purdue, circa 1975. Now we feel like some naughty nineteen year olds! | |
17-02-06, 01:07 AM
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| | | Valentines? I went to school and work.
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17-02-06, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Tone Bah humbug... I didn't even get to sleep with MYSELF...
Jas - please tell me this is a new guy you're talkin about - and not the guy with horrible hygiene...??? You should have eaten a banana. You said you wanted me to be properly nourished, but you have to take care of yourself too! | |
17-02-06, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Pears You should have eaten a banana. You said you wanted me to be properly nourished, but you have to take care of yourself too! I dunno about all that banana business... but I could go for a couple of pears right about now.. | | Loveforum Breaktime | | | | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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