getting a hard on...

[Arx Fatalis]

>_> umm ok..pain turns me on

That was a very ****ed up piece of advice. Mine will contradict that:

Whatever happens, DO NOT hurt your penis.



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And yes, I'm watching you masturbate.

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Oh God!

[kanzaki]

pain turns you on? then you might consider a job as a gigolo. At least you make money AND you get to **** ladies up

[Arx Fatalis]

you need a therapist

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Originally Posted by Arx Fatalis

you need a therapist

Two of them.

[HeyYouGuy]

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Originally Posted by kanzaki

well, arx

you need to control it.

but there is a tip, whenever my boufriend's dick gets hard, i punch him at his dich HARD.

if that does not work. you need help

tho there are other options, such as

-bite your own hand
-electricute yourself
-stap at your own feet
-fall of the stairs
-any ways to hurt yourself will do actually

and seriously, if EVEN punching hard on your dick fails, ask your girlfriend to give you a blowjob and bite your dick HARD (and i mean with teeth sinking on it)

i remember i used to do that so often that i need to go love forum and seek help
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I pray that you are jokeing, I do not even have the power to consider hitting my own dick. Just think of things like going to the park and seeing fat people when you get one lol, thatl turn ya off.

[kanzaki]

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Originally Posted by HeyYouGuy

I pray that you are jokeing, I do not even have the power to consider hitting my own dick. Just think of things like going to the park and seeing fat people when you get one lol, thatl turn ya off.

no, i remember the reason i got into love forum (and some may even remember that) is because i do not know how to suck a guys dick and i always sink my teeth in it

[blue]

thats how i wanted it nice and hard and ready for me whenever play with it tikkle it lick it ohhhhh weeeeee

[jeff4123]

I know this might sound like a strange idea, but maybe you can like tie it around your leg(if you know she won't be going down there).

I sort of have the same problem too. Whenever she is sitting or laying on me I get one : / I can't really help it, I try my best to think about nothing and just stare off into the distance trying to get it to go away. And I don't want her to notice lol. I wish it just didn't happpen. It really ruins my time because sometimes I can't just relax because of it.

So yeah, maybe my strange experimental idea will work because if its tied it will hurt if you get hard and it should stop. And either way it won't be noticable.

And BTW, I'm 16 and I've never had sex. And I'm not thinking about it and I have this problem. But this topic isn't about me... If you want try what I suggested and tell me how it goes haha

[Arx Fatalis]

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Originally Posted by blue

thats how i wanted it nice and hard and ready for me whenever play with it tikkle it lick it ohhhhh weeeeee

hahahaha well for one thing it takes alot of mental power for me to make my dick de-rectify and if i was to try and use that method my girlfriend would notice because i wouldnt pay attention to her while taking 5 mins to do it the only real time i never get a hard on is when me and my girlfriend are fighting