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28-03-07, 08:49 PM
| | | | when your mans erected what do you do..? what do you do when your man is erected? | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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29-03-07, 12:08 AM
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29-03-07, 03:19 AM
| | | | huh? no really..i'm a virgin..so what do i do? just let him get on with it? | | 
29-03-07, 07:48 AM
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30-03-07, 03:37 PM
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30-03-07, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Great OV!!! Put it in your mouth! why? cause no one has done it to you? | | 
31-03-07, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by LostNotFound what do you do when your man is erected? Point and laugh?
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31-03-07, 06:20 AM
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| | | break it in two? put mustard on it? | | 
31-03-07, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by LostNotFound why? cause no one has done it to you? That doesn't make any sense. | | 
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Originally Posted by vashti Point and laugh? Oh god, that's probably what my girlfriend would do.
She can be cruel like that.
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| | | chop it off | | 
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