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22-04-08, 06:56 AM
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Lubricant!
Lubricant, Lubricant, Lubricant!
The only solution for fitting into the tightest spot
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22-04-08, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by lilwing  I'm serious! I know from first hand experience!
Also, keep the icy-hot and the lubricant in two separate wardrobes, otherwise there is that possibility that you've having sex in the dark, and you accidently grab the icy-hot, and holy shit. Back in my experimental days, I tried icy hot to masturbate with.
Horrendous.
It literally felt like somebody put my dick in the freezer then deep fried it.
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22-04-08, 10:32 AM
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| | | Gigabitch, I do like tall girls but I don't go out of my way to date them for the size of their vagina. That would be funny, though.
GrkScorp, the last time I measured I was about 6.5" long and 5.5" around. To me, it doesn't sound that big yet every girl tells me I'm the biggest they've been with.
edit: just measured myself and I'm 7" long. Good stuff. :-)
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22-04-08, 10:34 AM
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| | | i think you're having a foreplay/preparation problem.
vagina's will adjust. they are made for things far bigger than any penis.
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22-04-08, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by NeoSeminole GrkScorp, the last time I measured I was about 6.5" long and 5.5" around. To me, it doesn't sound that big yet every girl tells me I'm the biggest they've been with.
edit: just measured myself and I'm 7" long. Good stuff. :-) OK.., going to sound gay.., but.., same here.. it's like we're living the same exact life in different states.., only you by far have the better body..
I've always wanted to be one of those guys with the 10" leather lollipop that she would tell her friends about.., when the first couple of girls told me.., I thought they were lying.., I was actually pretty angry.., thinking.. "ok.., I see it every single day.., perhaps not hard.., but I know it's no Ron Jeremy.. who are you trying to kid here?".. "Is she lying to me? I'm really not that big.., i've watched porn.., I know she's watched porn.., common.., she has to by lying" but I guess if it's not small.., it's big.., and hey.., i'm ok with that..
In that case.., you just have to find someone who's relaxed.., open.., liberal.., and comfortable with sex.., I guess there's always some tightness down there.., but if we're on the same boat Neo.., I think we're being a little lazy in the foreplay department.., ignoring it.., or perhaps not giving it enough time.., as much as it needs.., as much as we should be giving it..
I like to think of foreplay as starting the moment you wake up in the morning.., the second you open your eyes and get out of bed.., everything should be foreplay.., and it doesn't have to be overtly or directly sexual.., it doesn't even really need to be sexual.., it can just be thoughtful.., or affectionate.., tender.., and then it can lead into being sexual.., so I guess it's more of a constant "pre-foreplay".., that goes a long way into making things less tight down there.., and that's just good for everyone..
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22-04-08, 01:03 PM
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| | | If you are hitting a girl's cervix, all the lubricant and foreplay in the world won't help. It's going to hurt, and there's no getting around it unless you aren't putting it in all the way.
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22-04-08, 01:40 PM
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| | | It's like YEAH bros exactly every time I tell ya my fucckin' cock is just TOO BIG! The sadness! THE PAIN!!!
Wait a minute - you guys are bitching about 7 inches? Unless you're doing some real lazy measuring there hate to break it to you but that's what, an inch above average? You must be dating some real dried up old cooters if you're having problems with this. Either that or we need to be a little more patient with the entry, men.
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22-04-08, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bohemiandonut Wait a minute - you guys are bitching about 7 inches? Unless you're doing some real lazy measuring there hate to break it to you but that's what, an inch above average? More towards two inches, which is a pretty huge deal down in Australia. | |
22-04-08, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by AnotherPoster More towards two inches, which is a pretty huge deal down in Australia. You mean.., guys in Australia are, on average, one inch smaller? Is that the case just when Mish is on vacation.., or when he's on the island aswell?
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22-04-08, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GrkScorp You mean.., guys in Australia are, on average, one inch smaller? No, not at all. I was allegorizing "land down under", or shall we say cuntry?
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23-04-08, 10:02 AM
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| | | i guess that you have never tried anal sex with a woman huh?
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23-04-08, 06:00 PM
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| | | is your penis bigger than a baby's head? if a vagina can handle a baby, im sure it will eventually get used to your penis.
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24-04-08, 12:45 AM
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| | | Hmmm. 7 inches just isn't ridiculously huge. (Nice big one, though. That's perfect, and you should be proud, Neo.)
I'm going to have to go with the MORE LUBE vote.
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| | | i was with this one guy for a year and a half and i never got used to his size. i think certain bodies are just incompatible! i was too small for him. he was actually quite a bit taller than me too, but that probably doesn't have anything to do with it. | |
02-05-08, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by twisted i was with this one guy for a year and a half and i never got used to his size. i think certain bodies are just incompatible! i was too small for him. he was actually quite a bit taller than me too, but that probably doesn't have anything to do with it. please refer back to the baby coming out of the vagina post... then get back to me.
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