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07-05-08, 01:47 AM
| | | | Cutting myself off. I have stopped masturbating. You know what that means, right? I am walking onto the field with a loaded weapon.
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07-05-08, 01:52 AM
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| | | What the hell are you thinking? Why would you do this?
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07-05-08, 02:03 AM
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07-05-08, 02:30 AM
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| | | I bet you don't last for two weeks.
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07-05-08, 02:50 AM
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| | | two weeks? you're generous boobaa.
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07-05-08, 04:07 AM
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| | | I tried that once...went for about a month. When you do ****, you'll be wanting it so badly you won't last long at all.
Why I did it, because my ex didn't like the fact that I masturbated. Ended up going back to my normal ways after that month, just didn't tell her. She was a crazy, cheating, manipulative, bitch.
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07-05-08, 04:22 AM
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| | | you sure do know how to pick 'em.
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| | | I give you alot of credit for making the attempt, but lilwing, you're a male, it's not going to last. You're going to see some hot chick, or a Victoria Secrets commercial and you'll be running to the bathroom to do the deed!
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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe  I tried that once...went for about a month. When you do ****, you'll be wanting it so badly you won't last long at all. Exactly.
It'll be like a hair trigger.
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Originally Posted by misombra you sure do know how to pick 'em. me or lilwing? | |
07-05-08, 07:14 AM
| | | | Yeah, and if I try to masturbate after a month, it will look like I am smuggling candles in my room. | |
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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe me or lilwing? you. aj, you are now required to run anybody you're thinking about dating through lf. we are here to help you stay away from psycho people, such as the girls you say you attract. you need a lot of help.
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Originally Posted by misombra you. aj, you are now required to run anybody you're thinking about dating through lf. we are here to help you stay away from psycho people, such as the girls you say you attract. you need a lot of help. lol! i've only had one psycho in my life...my one and only ex. wonderful person to remember as my first girlfriend and well, other stuff. ok wait...one more, some crazy stalker in high school that would follow me around like a lost dog and used my sister to find out stuff about me I really didn't even know. was really creepy. as far as me attracting people in general, that doesn't happen very often.
you're starting to sound like my dad, he tells me jokingly that he's going to screen the next one for me...lol. but i'll request your approval before dating the next girl.
Speaking of girls...that one girl finally sent me a message back today about sending me the pictures. About a month later. I also found out she was legitimately studying for finals and just finished. But I don't want to pursue anything, even though I kind of do. 
Back on subject though.
lilwing don't torture yourself. Blue balls are not fun. I personally get crabby, headaches, and can't concentrate if I don't take care of things. Just beat the meat.
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