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28-05-08, 12:05 PM
| | | | Going to get some! She'll be here around Thursday, and I can't wait  As soon as I get my hands on her, we're going to go at it all night long, and I'll even call off work to finish the job. I haven't done it in a long time, I almost forget what a woman's vagina even feels like. In fact, it has been so long that I have to recall sex with that horrible ex of mine just to get off sometimes... haha, and I promised myself I wouldn't have a wank until after the next time I had sex...
So I bought a wonder wave fleshlight.
Shut the fcuk up, you know you would buy one, too, if you haven't already. I have been curious about this for a very long time now. At least it will make my masturbation a little more enjoyable. Hell, anything to eliminate a need for an intimate relationship, right? Well, I am still actively searching for a lover, because my love life is completely unfulfilled.
If you really care at all, I bought the wonder wave, pink, vagina-shaped one. If you're wondering why, it's because I was looking for something that felt pretty real, and that seems to fit the impression. I thought about getting one of the tight ones, but I don't want to put tire marks on my dick, and I am afraid that my penis is too large for that.
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28-05-08, 01:19 PM
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28-05-08, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by lilwing 
So I bought a wonder wave fleshlight.
Shut the fcuk up, you know you would buy one, too, if you haven't already. I have been curious about this for a very long time now. At least it will make my masturbation a little more enjoyable. Hell, anything to eliminate a need for an intimate relationship, right? Well, I am still actively searching for a lover, because my love life is completely unfulfilled.
Hey.., whatever.., if women do it.., and there's nothing wrong with it.., I don't see why you'd feel there's anything wrong with it..
Waiting for the right person to come along.., and not wanting to give it up to just anyone until they do.., but still having some needs you want satisfied.., and you can more than do it yourself.., that's fine..
But it's good you feel someone's finally come into your life.., who you think is worthy of having access to your penis.., hope you have fun lilwing..
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28-05-08, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe I've always been curious how those things would feel. But I would never buy one. I'd be terrified of taking on the risk of having it malfunction 
Plus.., I think the actual act of purchasing and owning it.., would make me feel like a professional pornstar or some kind of sex-toy-maniac.. 
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28-05-08, 07:27 PM
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| | | Everybody is going to get some... Except me.
I feel left out. Sob.
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| | | Knock her unconscious with a shovel and tell us if her vagina actually clenches
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Originally Posted by GrkScorp
Plus.., I think the actual act of purchasing and owning it.., would make me feel like a professional pornstar or some kind of sex-toy-maniac..
I came out of my shell two years ago and have bought a few toys. Worth every penny. It does make me feel a little porn star-ish.....but in a good way, and my bf quite enjoys the fact that I have these.
Good job lilwang, go get some!!!!
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| | | Lil'wing is a professional porn star. That's how he's paying for college.
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29-05-08, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by misombra who the fuk cares? You ****ing cunt!
This is no longer a love forum.
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29-05-08, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by boobaa You ****ing cunt!
This is no longer a love forum.
what do you have a little rubber vagina you like to play with too? why you so offended?
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29-05-08, 02:44 AM
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| | | No, I don't. But I'd sure could always use a vagina to rubber it a little. Care for help?
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omg that i'd never heard of those before i am dying.
if i was a guy i'd be buying rubber gloves like mad.
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| | | There is also a possibility to heat up a banana, then take a spoon and and just make a hole in it. But it would be hard to find the right sized banana of course. I think a melon could do also...?
That rubber glove would probably just suck ass. You would need some extra lubrication. Not worth the effort I think.
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