No masterbatoin in a while - Love Forum

sfalexi · #1 (**permalink**) 30-04-04, 10:33 AM

Was gonna post this one under announcements, but feared a deletion since it was clearly sex-related.

I just realized I haven't masterbated in like a week. From once a day. Just been too busy or tired or not in the mood to do so.

I just needed to tell someone (and I didnt think my parents were up to hearing about it . . .)

Alexi

Ironliftr3 · #2 (**permalink**) 30-04-04, 12:56 PM

Loss of interest in sex is usually one of the first signs a relationship is over. Better watch out, you may be getting it elsewhere.

If you start paying more attention to your apperance, dressing nicer, wearing cologne ...all signs you're playing around behind your back.

I'd suggest you hire a private investigator, and have yourself followed, just to be on the safe side.

squirrley · #3 (**permalink**) 30-04-04, 05:17 PM

Oh Alexi-so youre not even in the mood to take care of your business? hmmm...
yea chalk it up to too much going on...we all forget to now and then...

sfalexi · #4 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 04:41 AM

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If you start paying more attention to your apperance, dressing nicer, wearing cologne ...all signs you're playing around behind your back.

oh my god. This isn't even funny anymore. I've been cheating on myself. Damn it. What'd I ever do to me!? Why can't I at least have tried to talk things out?!

Men suck.

squirrley · #5 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 04:57 AM

you are guys are too much...

BillyGalbreath · #6 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:07 AM

i haven't masterbated in like 3 weeks. but no one really cares about me and what i do/dont do...

But for me it is a huge change. I used to masterbate 2-5 times a day (sometimes more)... even when I was with destine and having sex like 2-3 times a day i would still find time to masterbate at least twice a day. I have been like that since I was 11... Now I just dont want to do it. It never crosses my mind. Hell sex at all doesnt cross my mind. I dont think I have had a hard on in 2 weeks. Not even my morning woody.

squirrley · #7 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:13 AM

Billy my friend- now that might have been just a teeny bit too much info there brother!!!

But hey-we all share here so guess its okay...

OH WAIT-I dont share in EVERYTHING...

BillyGalbreath · #8 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:15 AM

I have nothing to hide

squirrley · #9 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:17 AM

I have things I want to hide.

Ironliftr3 · #10 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:17 AM

FYI - loss of morning wood is generally a sign of decreased testosterone levels. Not good, my friend. If that's been going on for three weeks, you need to address it, or be prepared to familiarize yourself with your 'feminine side'.

BillyGalbreath · #11 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:19 AM

oh god! enough ppl already think i am gay - how do I raise my whatever levels ??? and quickly

Ironliftr3 · #12 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:21 AM

Alexi - try romancing yourself once in while. Cook yourself a romantic candlelight dinner. Bring yourself flowers. You need to show yourself that you care, and it's not just wham-bam-thank you hand.

Whenever I don't feel like masterbating...I just think of Squirrley

squirrley · #13 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:58 AM

and thats what I meant by hiding things...

damnit I didnt want people to know I masterbated. Cause I have to now that Iron is gone...

Ironliftr3 · #14 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 05:58 AM

Could be any number of things, Billy. For someone who's not an athlete, it usually stems from diet or stress. Unless it's physiological, in which case it's time to see a doctor and have you testosterone levels checked.

sfalexi · #15 (**permalink**) 01-05-04, 06:26 AM

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Alexi - try romancing yourself once in while. Cook yourself a romantic candlelight dinner. Bring yourself flowers. You need to show yourself that you care, and it's not just wham-bam-thank you hand.

Maybe this weekend I'll throw on a good 'ol barry white CD, draw myself a bubble bath with some sea salts, by a bottle of New Jersey's finest, and see where the night takes me . . . .

Hmmm . . . . but if I'm a little tipsy is it consentual? Or will I have legally violated myself?