I dont know if I'm the only one thats done this - but I have woke up with it poking into the bed and it actually lifted my butt up or something... its really weird.
I also have pulled a "porky's" - the movie "porky's" has a scene at the beginning with the little guy waking up with a morning woody and his made or mo (someone) comes barging in the room while he is laying on his back with the wood just poking traight up making a tent out of the sheets. He then suddenly turns over to hide it and then jams it straight into the bed and screams cause the pain. - Yeah it really does hurt my a muther****er. I thought I broke it there for a few hours. Hurts worse than being kicked in the nuts.
Oh and that reminds me - my freshman year I NEVER once got a hardone at school or any school function. ONLY because my freshman orientation was to get punched or kicked in the nuts everytime an upperclassmen saw me. I had blue balls that entire year.... There was one time that hurt so bad I couldn't breathe and I curled up in a ball on the ground and rocked myself until everything around me blacked out. It was a Junior and after a football game (we were in the percussion section of the marching band) his runs up to me and gets down on one knee and upercuts me right in the nuts. Yeah. I didn't even make a sound on that one. All other sounds just faded out as I grabbed my crotch and hit the ground with tears flowing and then fell onto my side into my little ball where I then passed out. Yeah I was out for like 15 minutes everyone says. He didn't get into trouble or anything because I never spoke up about any of it - but I got my revenge back at the end of the year.
I never missed a single day of school - I never showed up late to a class - etc etc -- and I was starting to get really quiet around everyone. And I was always lost out in space - for like 3 days I was like this and they were starting to get worried about me. Then the next day I was late to school so I didn't have tiome to drop my backpack off at my locker and ran straight into the band hall (was my first class of the day) with my backpack on running as fast as I could towards the group. They all reaked out and some ran out of the back door and other jumped under chairs and one little dude jumped inside a bass durm case. Mr. Cullum (the band director) laughed his ass off and so did I. Everyone thaught I was gonna pull a cullumbine or something. Rest assured they never tormented me again and thats how I became 'cool' with the older crowd. lmfao
Anyone else have this problem? Or am I just gifted lol. Hmm sorry, didn't mean to steal your post... i'll try to reply to yours. You may just be stuck on her and thats why you still can't think about being with somone else... it'll probably pass in time, just keep trying! lol I dunno... I've never had that problem.
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