How to get them to 'freshen up' . . . - Love Forum

sfalexi · #1 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 01:16 AM

That vagina thread got me curious as to how YOU would let your partner know that their crotch, well, stinks. We've all been there at one point or other . . . [sticks hand down crotch, pulls out and sniffs . . .] . . . and some of us (ahem) are there right now!

So how would YOU deal with it when the time comes? Here are MY ideas.....

"I don't know baby. I think I smell a little bit and I wanna take a shower first. . . why don't you join me?"

I figure puttin the blame on yourself makes you look good/caring in their eyes. And getting them to join just means a little bit of splashin' fun while accomplising the goal in the first place. Not bad huh? I can be pretty sneaky when I want to be . . .

Rod Steele

squirrley · #2 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 01:28 AM

Thats sneaky Rod Steele....very sneaky...so when Iron asks me to take a shower with him(if he ever does-hell I might just jump in there with him anyway) I'm ALWAYS gonna think it smells...thanks Rod-

Clifton · #3 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 01:32 AM

GRRRRRRR females so insecure sometimes, its odd dont you think alexi? if a girl was to say to you, hey ur nuts stink go wash..u would be like "OK" right? u say to a girl, ur pussy stinks go wash, u will destroy her

squirrley · #4 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 01:35 AM

First of all...I wouldnt say youre nuts stink go wash them! oh man! I wanted to rip Irons clothes off both days after he came home from the gym-he was sweating profusely, I was ready to pounce on him like a wild dog in heat! BUT he wasnt having that-no way...I didnt care and I dont care...maybe its the pheromes again...

But I agree there should be a tactful way of dealing with vaginitis..

sfalexi · #5 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Clifton

GRRRRRRR females so insecure sometimes, its odd dont you think alexi? if a girl was to say to you, hey ur nuts stink go wash..u would be like "OK" right? u say to a girl, ur pussy stinks go wash, u will destroy her

I know. It's nothing personal. I mean, just a natural BO. That's all.

BillyGalbreath · #6 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 03:21 AM

farts are natural BO also, and yet everyone gets grossed out by those - I dont see what the big deal is about them really. I dont fart in front of no one, just because i dont like the looks and comments, but when someone farts near me I dont really care. Its natural.

squirrley · #7 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 03:23 AM

and so are kweefs!

BillyGalbreath · #8 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 03:24 AM

hehe - yeah - those dont bother me either - i think they are actually kind of cool - except once. an ex kweefed right in my face as I ate her out................

Any other time i wouldn't have minded it - but THAT was just nasty - but i laughed it off so i would not embarrass her.

SaltnPepper · #9 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BillyGalbreath

hehe - yeah - those dont bother me either - i think they are actually kind of cool - except once. an ex kweefed right in my face as I ate her out................

Any other time i wouldn't have minded it - but THAT was just nasty - but i laughed it off so i would not embarrass her.

Dats ****in hilarious. i'm on the floor, but way to be a gentleman and laugh it off cuz dat would be hella embarassing. I'm wit u though, i don't really care if someone farts in my prescence cuz i don't think dat its a very big deal. But maybe dats cuz i had an older brother dat would constantly fart in front of me (his were smelly as **** though).

sfalexi · #10 (**permalink**) 18-06-04, 04:24 AM

I hate people that fart or burp in front of me. I think it's disgusting and so rude and uncouth. ESPECIALLY because you can control those. You CAN hold it in a little bit. And you DO feel when it's coming. So if you're gonna fart, go into another room to do so. And if you're gonna burp, at least cover your mouth and say "Excuse me" afterwards. If I have the decency to that for you, return my courtesy.

Rod Steele

squirrley · #11 (**permalink**) 19-06-04, 03:20 AM

If someone around me farts..my saying is this "Did you hear what that asshole just said!"

jslaughter · #12 (**permalink**) 19-06-04, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by squirrley

If someone around me farts..my saying is this "Did you hear what that asshole just said!"

I LOVE that - a great way to combat those people that have no manners - with humor!

Bonovox40 · #13 (**permalink**) 19-06-04, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jslaughter

I LOVE that - a great way to combat those people that have no manners - with humor!

I still enjoy the "I think someone just stepped on a duck." Old, but classic.

Come on Squirrly, you're old enough to not have esteem problems with your own smell do you? My 18yr old ex did but she was immature about alot of things. I think basically if you smell yourself and find it to be tolerable/fresh/nasty etc, then that's what 90% of people around will conclude as well. So after a workout and you smell yourself and go "WHOA!", then most likely you stink.
For women, if you check yourself down there and go "Hmm, I don't really smell anything" or "Hmm, I smell like me I guess." Then you're probably fine 90% of the time.

Now if dogs start following you around the block, then you might want to reconsider or just get your nostrils checked out.

squirrley · #14 (**permalink**) 19-06-04, 03:47 AM

Bono-man I was totally kidding up there! I dont have self smell issues! I was making cracks at the shower idea...that was funny. The whole subject of a smelly cooter coming up was funny! It hasnt been mentioned since Ive been here...and to hear the guys horror stories have had me laughn my ass off!

Instant face lift: smell a nasty cooter!

Bonovox40 · #15 (**permalink**) 19-06-04, 04:00 AM

I thought you were but I was just checking.

I find that even when I wasn't very smooth about wanting to wash hers (tuna crotch), that as long as I gave her attention afterwards, it was soon forgotten. I think it only really destroys women is if the guy just says something mean, and walks out. If he's polite about it, it might still be uncomfortable, but if he takes care of her afterwords she should be thinking "Well, I guess i'm not that bad if he did that to me!"

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Originally Posted by squirrley

Instant face lift: smell a nasty cooter!

No, that's a instant eye lifter!

(Also it's an instant erection UN-lift!)