Chocolate is better than Sex? - Love Forum

Breezy18 · #1 (**permalink**) 17-07-04, 10:57 AM

Top 10 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex:

1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.

2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.

4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.

7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

10. You can GET chocolate.

squirrley · #2 (**permalink**) 17-07-04, 11:04 AM

LMFAO! Girl Ive shit like this somewhere-Ive got a t-shirt that states why a cucumber is a better than a man...can you imagine those comments?

Breezy18 · #3 (**permalink**) 17-07-04, 11:10 AM

OMG girl! The image and the ideas that come to mind! LMAO

squirrley · #4 (**permalink**) 17-07-04, 11:28 AM

shoooooooot Breezy I went to the closest to get that shirt-I dont have it anymore.

It was so cute-my mom bought it for me too! Darn my mom will be disappointed I dont have it anymore...ooops.

H4D3S · #5 (**permalink**) 18-07-04, 10:49 PM

hmm i heard that within a few years they are going to bring out a chocolate that gives woman an instant orgasm

Innova · #6 (**permalink**) 18-07-04, 11:15 PM

Lets get a list why Sex is better then Chocolate:

1. With Sex, your never craving something to drink after eating (heh)

2. Sex doesn't cost money (Prostitutes don't count)

3. Sex doesn't make you fat, infact its rather healthy for losing weight! (True Fact)

Alright, help me out peeps!

Innova · #7 (**permalink**) 18-07-04, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by H4D3S

hmm i heard that within a few years they are going to bring out a chocolate that gives woman an instant orgasm

ROFL, image being in public, and a women eats one of those, and all of the sudden you hear loud moans. ROFL!!!!!!!

NuttinLikeLove · #8 (**permalink**) 19-07-04, 04:35 AM

1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
Rebuttal: Gags are not only cheap, they can heighten the sexual experience.

2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
Rebuttal: Same can be said for strained peaches and beets but I would take sex over them also.

3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.
Rebuttal: Finding the good chocolate requires you leaving the house, good sex can be found anywhere.

4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Rebuttal: Discovering your own sexual self means NEVER having to fake it.

5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
Rebuttal: Yeah, but can you ask that same stranger for a spanking without getting locked up???

6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.
Rebuttal: You can have sex on top of your desk after hours without upsetting your co-workers, and its a lot more memorable than the chocolate.

7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
Rebuttal: Sex within a commitment means you can bring Chocolate to the party anyway.

8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
Rebuttal: You can make sex last just as long as chocolate, in fact ... I advise it.

9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
Rebuttal: OK ... you got me here. Sex while driving is definately not safe sex.

10. You can GET chocolate.
Rebuttal: Good sex is only a webcam or phone call away these days.

Innova · #9 (**permalink**) 19-07-04, 04:40 AM

haha, Breezy we love ya...we're just pokin fun!

H4D3S · #10 (**permalink**) 19-07-04, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Innova

ROFL, image being in public, and a women eats one of those, and all of the sudden you hear loud moans. ROFL!!!!!!!

hey if it's true and they really work, some ppl are going to make a hole lot of money

Breezy18 · #11 (**permalink**) 19-07-04, 09:25 AM

Ha ha ha you guys! Here I was hoping to indulge in a ton of sinful chocolate, but now all I want is a good old fashioned romp in the hay! Damn you guys. Damn you to hell!

j/k

squirrley · #12 (**permalink**) 19-07-04, 07:24 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chocolate Breezy! Im watching you...drink your protein shakes instead!

Oh you need something to satisfy the sexual craving uh? Let me think here...GO GET A VIBRATOR!

That doesnt have calories or fat! HEll youd even burn calories with it!!!

Innova · #13 (**permalink**) 20-07-04, 12:30 AM

Not as much as pure unadulterated, hardcore SEX!

haha, alright I'll stop lol. Just messin!

blue_moon2 · #14 (**permalink**) 20-07-04, 12:42 AM

lol sex or chocolate...

well not a hard choice cause i dont really like chocolate..lol

definitly sex i guess. lol

BillyGalbreath · #15 (**permalink**) 20-07-04, 12:51 AM

Why settle for one or the other ?! thats insane - just go get the non-sticky chocolate syrup and eat it off your partner while having sex ! Right, Claire ?