this is getting really bad i need some help

[Laguna]

He said he quit smoking.

[JimmyHat]

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Originally Posted by Laguna

Hey budsmoker, did you ever think you might be gay and women don't turn you on?

HAHAAH its probably true HAHAHA

[Bud Smoker]

ok, im not gay, and i now know the reason that its not goin up, it wasnt that i had to piss bc i didnt feel like haveing to piss all night, but i have a pretty good assumption why this is happening, and its bc i am nurvice!! now all i need to know is how to just stay calm and not be nurvice....any techneques like how do i just relax?

budsmoker

P.S. remember im a virgin ok, im new to this sex stuff lol....

[KaWaiiSkYe]

nervous****

well, just be yourself and go piss before hand, have fun, fool around!

[Laguna]

Nervous would have nothing to do with it going up. Because mostly everyone is nervous and excited before sex. You problem lies elsewhere and I bet i'm right. Maybe you smoked to much weed or did another drug and it screwed you up. I say just go to your doctor. Stop blaming it on nervousness considering you've never had sex before, I can tell you, IT IS NOT NERVOUSNESS.

[LightOn]

Do you have a problem getting erect when you shake the white bacon?

I believe it is because you are nervous.....because you are anticipating the big bang! Think about the pleasure of sexual friction before climax. It's hard to imagine when being a virgin, fantasize if you have to. Your first time even as a male is not going to be all that it is talked up to be it's addicting though and all the jive is about the addiction, so don't let all the talk get to your head like "it's finally happening" thoughts. Heck, if it helps, pretend you've done it before.

She wants the ****....Now just Git-R-Done!

[RyanIrish]

I'd just cut it off and feed it to the pigeons...

At least that way something is benefiting from your penis..