this is getting really bad i need some help

[Bud Smoker]

ok, i was at my gfs house last night and we were laying on her bed and she looks at me and says "kyle....do u wanna,...yea u know what im talking about" i was like if ur ready, she was like yea, so i was like ok, and she took her paints off and she was naked and i was laying there on her in my boxers and she was waiting for me, to u know put it in and i was like....theres a problem she was like "yea i can tell" i wasnt getting hard!!! what the **** is wrong with me like i wasnt the least bit hard!! what the ****....how the hell do i just stay calm and get hard when the time comes. like seriously i need some help, what should i do?!!! why wont i get hard, i mean i know its bc im nurvice but what the ****!!!!

budsmoker

P.s. i really really need some answers...

[KaWaiiSkYe]

tell her to make you hard... wank you off or suck you off for a bit..

[Bud Smoker]

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Originally Posted by KaWaiiSkYe

tell her to make you hard... wank you off or suck you off for a bit..

i wanna get hard on my own.... how do i relax

[KaWaiiSkYe]

usually when you're horny, you're not relaxed.

[thepinkrockstar]

hm. weren't you doing anything before hand? i mean, before you decided, "um yeah lets do it". Cos most people usually kind of do stuff to "warm up" so to speak? (Don't ask me where I heard it phrased like that x_x).

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i wanna get hard on my own....

thats what masturbations for.

[Bud Smoker]

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Originally Posted by thepinkrockstar

hm. weren't you doing anything before hand? i mean, before you decided, "um yeah lets do it". Cos most people usually kind of do stuff to "warm up" so to speak? (Don't ask me where I heard it phrased like that x_x).



thats what masturbations for.

well yea, we didnt just hop right in to it we were messing around before hand

[KaWaiiSkYe]

shackly, if you were messing around before hand then you must be hard somehow.

[bohemiandonut]

Goddam do I have to repeat myself in every post?

First, take a piss. You must do this beforehand, it is essential. Your brain won't stay into sex mode if you have to pee.

Secondly, if you are using condoms, do this:

Take the (wrapped) condom in your hands. Lie on your back and have her go down on you to get you hard. As she is doing this, unwrap the rubber, strap her on, then flip your girlie over and have at it!

Remember, P(ee) for Primary, Sex, for Sexondary.

Piss to find Peace.

[Laguna]

Honestly, if bohemian's idea dosn't work go to a doctor bro that's weird.

[Nameless18]

A little foreplay outta do the job..

[BlackRose]

This is like the fourth time this has happened. And you post about it every time. Can we say Erectile Dysfunction? Go to a doctor. I swear, men are so stubborn when it comes to their d!cks.

[Nameless18]

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Originally Posted by BlackRose

This is like the fourth time this has happened. And you post about it every time. Can we say Erectile Dysfunction? Go to a doctor. I swear, men are so stubborn when it comes to their d!cks.

lol. thats a good one.. but i guess the word shy comes to mind rather than stubborn.

[Laguna]

Hey budsmoker, did you ever think you might be gay and women don't turn you on?

[BlackRose]

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Originally Posted by Laguna

Hey budsmoker, did you ever think you might be gay and women don't turn you on?

Hmmmmm... Maybe you should consider this Bud. There is a chance that you may be a little confused. Take some time to yourself and figure things out before you put your girl through another limp penis ordeal.

[uptownboy]

Quite smoking weed for a while. That happens to me, my baby is smok'n hot and sometimes when she wants it I can't get it hard and I know it's because I got too high all day long.