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10-08-05, 07:51 AM
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| | | I have two. One time my girlfriend was about to give me oral, so she pulled down my pants and underwear at the same time, and it flopped out and hit her in the eye. I felt bad, but when i left i was laughing histarically. Another time we were doing it really fast with her on top and it came out on accident while she was still humping, so it went in her butt like 1/2 an inch. She was a little embarassed, but it was all good. | |
10-08-05, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by shh! ...smacked by a weenie ... that IS pretty funny! Weenie!!! That made it funnier... | |
10-08-05, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Eskate85 so it went in her butt like 1/2 an inch. She was a little embarassed, but it was all good. Yeah I'm sure you didn't mind that at all.
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10-08-05, 11:03 AM
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| | | one time me and my ex were doing it on the futon and we put too much weight to one side and it flipped over. that was pretty funny. not as funny as being smacked by a weiner but funny nonetheless. | |
10-08-05, 11:18 AM
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| | | Bluesummer was weinieeeee smaaaaacked.
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10-08-05, 11:26 AM
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| | Heh heh it's all good. I like it a little rough.......  | |
15-08-05, 03:23 AM
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| | | Mine happened years ago...still a teen. My girfriend and I were going at it
in her parents house (we both ditched school). We were both very loud when in walks her father, and boy was he mad! I made a run for it, was able to grab
my undewear only and ran out of the house. There was a lady in the yard next door who started laughing hysterically as I was trying to run and put my
undies on at the same time. A friend lived near by and he was laughing too
when he saw me at his door.
What sucked was that later on when I was completely sure he was going to
kill me, I found the strength to knock on the door and ask for the rest of my
clothes and wallet. Her mother answered instead and she looked even madder...lol. Of course I had to wait for my parents to arrive, and then listen to this huge lecture. I'll never forget that day as long as I live.
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15-08-05, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Apache Mine happened years ago...still a teen. My girfriend and I were going at it
in her parents house (we both ditched school). We were both very loud when in walks her father, and boy was he mad! I made a run for it, was able to grab
my undewear only and ran out of the house. There was a lady in the yard next door who started laughing hysterically as I was trying to run and put my
undies on at the same time. A friend lived near by and he was laughing too
when he saw me at his door.
What sucked was that later on when I was completely sure he was going to
kill me, I found the strength to knock on the door and ask for the rest of my
clothes and wallet. Her mother answered instead and she looked even madder...lol. Of course I had to wait for my parents to arrive, and then listen to this huge lecture. I'll never forget that day as long as I live. Classic.
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17-08-05, 12:48 AM
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| | | so one day my b/f and i were having sex and he pulled out and spurt right in my eyes when it was open and it hurt, my eyes got all red and he felt so bad. cum in your eye ouch
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| | | I queefed. God queefs sound louder than actual bum farts. That is probably most embarrassing for a woman. Most women dont like to fart in front our so's..........we both laughed but inside I was dying of embarrassment. | |
17-08-05, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by updraft Most women dont like to fart in front our so's My brother is and his newly married wife are more than comfortable with it.
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17-08-05, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by blue so one day my b/f and i were having sex and he pulled out and spurt right in my eyes when it was open and it hurt, my eyes got all red and he felt so bad. cum in your eye ouch Oh god, yeah, that happened to me once too. I swear it took half a bottle of saline to rinse it all out so I could see properly.....ewwww. I can't stand cum on my face. Or hair for that matter.
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17-08-05, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Kiechi During the act I had a little tickle in my nose and out of nowhere, I accidently phlegmed all over my girlfriends boobs :O lol!!  | |
17-08-05, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Eskate85 I have two. One time my girlfriend was about to give me oral, so she pulled down my pants and underwear at the same time, and it flopped out and hit her in the eye. I felt bad, but when i left i was laughing histarically. Another time we were doing it really fast with her on top and it came out on accident while she was still humping, so it went in her butt like 1/2 an inch. She was a little embarassed, but it was all good. loooooooooooooooool!!! | |
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