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18-10-05, 06:16 AM
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| | | Position Vacant! Apply Within! MUST be HARD enuff to perform well in TIGHT DARK WET SPACES! Own uniform required Salary 2 B Negotiated but MAY consider the PIK scale as an option. Interview will involve Or*l & Practical Examinations High scores MUST be attained in both, merit will be given for originality! ALL applications MUST be complete with Pics & Refs! I'm 5'8 tall, a 38DD/E with long red hair, hazel eyes, belly button, nose & tongue piercins, I don't have the need to wear a paper bag on my head! BUT i'm not your type,"I'm NOT Inflatable" I'd say i'm a lot like a chocolate eclair very nawti but nice, & if you treat me like an angel i'll be your ickle devil! I enjoy sh*ggin on car bonnets whilst the engines still hot and the rains pouring down, sitting on your face Peddlin your ears & Gammin. I'm an ex-AnnSummers rep so I know my D*ldo's. SMALL PRINT:I'm Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and I'M ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH
THESE LIGHT MY FIRE: 1. Sexy eyes 2. Squishy bums 3. Kinky s*x 4. Wild nights out/in 5. Men who can s*x txt
THESE LEAVE ME COLD: 1. Standing naked in snow 2. Jealousy 3. Smarmy blokes 4. Tight fisted men 5. Couch potatoes
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18-10-05, 06:43 AM
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| | | teh wizzle wazzle?
I'm confused. Do you think this is an internet dating forum or something?
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18-10-05, 06:44 AM
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18-10-05, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Debunkt teh wizzle wazzle?
I'm confused. Do you think this is an internet dating forum or something? nope read the small print  | |
18-10-05, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by misombra i'm having a seizure. you even more mad than mi  | |
18-10-05, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by IckleMissNawti [color=Magenta]MUST be HARD enuff to perform well in TIGHT DARK WET SPACES! Own uniform required She's looking for someone who can clean blocked sewers?
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18-10-05, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by indigosoul She's looking for someone who can clean blocked sewers?
Welcome. well i'd hardly call it that, but ya on the right track 
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18-10-05, 07:12 AM
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| | | Well now, that was original! Allow me to introduce you to whaywardj... | |
18-10-05, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by shh! Well now, that was original! Allow me to introduce you to whaywardj...
thanks 
and who is whaywardj? | |
18-10-05, 08:43 AM
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18-10-05, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by IckleMissNawti thanks
and who is whaywardj? He's one of the more inventive, clever members of this little society.
I agree, Shh!, this sounds right up his tree... are you smart, IM Nawti? I hope so! | |
18-10-05, 02:20 PM
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18-10-05, 04:50 PM
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| | | wow all these replies and none of them were applications?? well allow me to be the first to apply for your position.
so first and foremost.. you're a 5'8" with very huge breasts. well i'm a very spontaneous 3'8" wonder of magic. oh don't let the size fool you because as you have heard, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean and believe me that this 2 inch pecker will do wonders for you. it's especially easy for me to work in any tight situation as that is one of your many requirements. i don't want to brag, but i probably have the world's largest collection of porn so i practially have the kama sutra memorized. what am i saying, the kama sutra is nothing compared to what i could do. on the more passionate side of me, i enjoy taking long strolls in the park, basking in the fresh dew of the early morning. in my spare time, i can knit all sorts of things, and i'm willing to bet that i can knit a sweater faster than 10 sweat shop workers.
but the main thing that you're probably looking for is my picture right?? i don't have anything recent, but i do share a strking resemblance to "the clown" in the recent spawn movie. gimme a hollar if you're interested.
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18-10-05, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by indigosoul He's one of the more inventive, clever members of this little society.
I agree, Shh!, this sounds right up his tree... are you smart, IM Nawti? I hope so! Nut cases. You guys always run the nut cases by my desk. But awright. I'll nibble. Cautiously.
Nawti: What have you done lately to justify your existence? And have you stopped to consider where you're going to spend the rest of eternity?
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18-10-05, 11:52 PM
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