I'm New!! Welcome me or i'll kill you - Love Forum

#1 (**permalink**) 11-10-04, 08:30 AM

hey guys--i'm first gonna start off by telling you a little bit about myself.

ok, first of all, i'm a sick high maintenance little dick. i'm a horny bastard that enjoys masturbating more than sex. i'm 6'6" 250 lbs. i wear glasses and right now i'm wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans that i just bought at walmart. i usually cyber with girls online--i think they like me because i'm a boy scout--true turn on indeed.

i spend my free time--well, my time on the computer. my g/f comes over once n a while and she likes things kinky--especially that one time i used the mic--whew! that was definately somethin' cuz i tried to figure out how to take her bra off and i was like "wait brb lemme go get scissors" she said no--i don't know why, so i decided to pull out the matches and i burned the strings apart.

the rug caught on fire and i was screaming "AHHH HELP!" so i decided to take off the rest of her clothes and cover the fire with them--but the fire took over. but now i'm really depressed cuz she signed off without saying bye. which is why i come to you guys.

please help me with my problems ASAP or else i'll go kill myself. i tried calling the suicide hotline, but they weren't very helpful.

-"ur THAT depressed? call ur mom.."
-"my mother died last year" sob sob*
-"serves you right you little BITCH! HAHAHAHAH!"

yeah so w/e peace

jane · #2 (**permalink**) 11-10-04, 08:43 AM

hhmmm... can you say ... PHYSCO!

lmfao

#3 (**permalink**) 11-10-04, 08:55 PM

**psycho

blue · #4 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 12:10 AM

you have been in here for a while! didnt u introduce already? werent you welcomed?
ne way watch out for fires!

#5 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 03:38 AM

yes ma'am

#6 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 03:38 AM

yes ma'am

blue · #7 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 05:33 AM

yes ma'am oh boy im not that ols seriously i have a b-day coming and its freaking me out so dont do that pulllease!!!!!

Killerbabe · #8 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 08:42 AM

Concerning the title: I think it's my job, actually.

nomas · #9 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 09:27 AM

LTsK8eR2gO, the opening post, I like it.. Something new and refreshing.

Juliet, is it your job to kill or to welcome people?

Raverboy, where's your post? I know you have something to say here..where are you? You don't want to be killed, do you?...or wait...maybe..have you already been killed because you didn't respond fast enough??

Freddie

Illusional · #10 (**permalink**) 12-10-04, 02:17 PM

haha go ahead and kill yourself..that's one less member that i will have to worry about. =)~

raverboy

nomas · #11 (**permalink**) 13-10-04, 01:13 AM

Hey, that's mean, raverboy. Dude, don't kill yourself..only injure yourself a little. But if you DO decide to kill yourself, may I suggest you just may as well do something like try to survive taking a tumble down Niagara Falls in a barrel, and if you survive, you'll have lots of fame to live for...for another 15 minutes...then you can do something else until you succeed in killing yourself since you were going to do it anyway. When you succeed, you can will me your expensive belongings.

Freddie
(that's two "D"s - I - E.)

Zekk_T_Strife · #12 (**permalink**) 13-10-04, 03:54 AM

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nomas · #13 (**permalink**) 13-10-04, 04:26 AM

Zekk...did we miss something?...or what have you been smoking? I thought I told you to quit sniffing that stuff...

Freddie

#14 (**permalink**) 13-10-04, 05:21 AM

interesting? if i were to kill myself i would use carbon monoxide, because it makes you fall asleep and you don't wake up.

cyberken · #15 (**permalink**) 13-10-04, 05:29 AM

Welcome cause I don't wanna die........