| My first kiss was when I was 14 years old. I probably posted that already, but oh well. It was my first night out with my friends. We went to a semi-formal.
Man, I ****ed up that night before we even left my buddy's house. I did this by doing that retarded NSYNC look where you comb the front of your hair up. I looked really retarded. My buddy and I split up as soon as we got there; he really didn't want to be there, he was a shy type back then. He walked around by himself the whole time. I wish I would have been more of a gentleman towards him, that night. Well, so I walked up to all kinds of girls and started hitting on them. I hit on girls that were way above my level, and I got weird looks and shit. Well, I don't remember much of the night, except I finally did find a group of girls that were my type. I started hitting on this tall brunette that had a cast on her leg. She told me what happened, but I couldn't hear her since the music was so loud. I stuck with that group the whole night, I kept seeing my buddy walking around the gym by himself, and I really felt guilty. Well, I started dancing and holding hands with this girl and stuff, it was really my first time getting intimate with a girl. We kissed a little bit at the dance, while we were dancing, but she asked me to keep it unnoticeable. It wasn't bad, but I expected it to feel different. Good nonetheless.
My buddy and I left the dance around midnight. Just before I left, the girl scribbled her screenname on my arm. The next day, I added her on AOL, but I could not read her handwriting, so I added every possible screenname it could have been. 2 days later she signed in, and we started talking. It was really fun, we clicked for whatever reason, but I just had to be a dumbass and lie. I told her that I had 10 girlfriends before and blah blah blah. To all you young folks out there that read this, that really messed it up.
I asked her out to the movies. We met up (her dad picked me up and dropped us off at the movies) We went to see Pirates of the Carribean. Ever since, I really hated that movie, just because of this date. Well, we started making out, and I put my hand on her leg, very close to her crotch. She kept squeezing my hand when I did that, but I thought that meant she wanted me to keep doing it, being inexperienced and all. Since I told her that I had 10 girlfriends before (I doubt she believed me, I was quite a dork back then, still am now, I would say) she assumed that I could read her body language, and she was intimidated by how I continued to do it. She told me that at the movie theater, after the movie, and then just as we were waiting for her dad to come pick us up, some guy came and started hitting on her right in front of me. I tried calling her a few times, but she wouldn't pick up the phone. I figured it out eventually.
Lesson learned.
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SHAY HERRO TO MY RITTOW FRIEN!
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and practically giving me a lap dance. I was still really shy around her and well I didn't know what to do because I could taste blood. EWWWW. I kinda kept backing up and then she asked if she was going to fast and I said ya...so she stopped tongue. Ya, not the kinda first french kiss you want to rememeber.
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