| just delete the poll.
girls need both to survive; if all guys were badboys(like in their crazy sexual fantasies) they'd be on the tv show COPS every night yelling "aw hell it's only a little bit'a booger sugar!"
and if they were good boys, there would be no sex, which would cause the ionic bonds inside the molecular structure of the braincells of women to combust, which would force them to devolop the unnatural ways of the cannibal, devouring the male sex with a passion, forcing them to become lesbian to fulfill their sexual needs. a new chain of female-ran restaurants would open, called kfgb(kentucky fried good-boy). the dildo would become sacred; a god among the female sex. sex would not be a race; but a religion among women, their god being the sacred dildo, that which passes the labias and flabias and flipflaps beneath their daisy printed panties. the male would continue getting good grades and developing new strategies for cs. if it wasnt for good and bad, the earth would not spin round and round. and thus the human species would not even exist.
this is very real, and every 10 seconds, a teenager commits suicide because of this evil thought/ road to nowhere. this is statistically proven. surveys were given to teens who decided to kill themselves for such reasons.
so, men! burn them dildos with a BURNING PASSION, and become a mixture of good and bad. be good to your girl and be bad with her in bed! |