can some smart person explain this to me? i am serious

[chelsee]

i have heard people say things like hooking up and haning out what does this stuff all mean? if you are just dating or in a relationship.

[whaywardj]

Maybe this: http://www.barbitches.com/hookup.html

[chelsee]

that's funny shit but it still doesn't tell me a damn thing.

[whaywardj]

Huh? How can it not? It's right there in black and blue.

The whole site seems pretty interesting, btw.

[chelsee]

i guess it flew right over my head.

[chelsee]

ok i got the hooking up part, but what about hanging out in terms of dating. that means just friends right?

[Bluevetteracer]

Hooking up - Having sex

Hanging out - Not committed but, going out or doing things together, and not as friends.

Dating - having plans, going out, building romance.

Relationship - Date is implied, and there is a box of tampons under your bathroom sink.

Booty Call - Having someone to call upon, out of the blue for mutual sex. Both parties involved understand that it is purely physical, both of you have needs, and satisfy each other. Either person can initiate the booty call, and spending the night is optional. No call is expected the next day.

Playing - Having more then one prospect at a time in the dating stage or the hanging out stage. As many as 2-3 at a time. And always looking for more prospects.

Working your MoJo - Using your humor, personality, looks, dress, and style to attract the other sex.

Closing the deal - when a player works a mark all night, he will close the deal by bringing them back to his place for sex. In loose terms, closing the deal can also mean getting a phone number.

Coyote Ugly - Someone you have sex with that is so ugly, you would rather chew your arm off to avoid waking them up when you are ready to get out of their bed and go home.

Bathroom Schizoid - Using a girls bathroom in private, then open the medicine cabinet, if there are more then 2 bottles of pills, jump out the bathroom window, even if it is on the second floor.

Kock Block - When another guy starts working his MoJo on your mark or target. This is against the man code.

Man Code - The ultra secret society of men, a code higher then no other. If a man knows another man is cheating, he says nothing, he will not out other men, or put them in a bad light. The code is not taught; it is understood and learned over time. Breaking the man code outs you as an un-trustworthy man, and you will be banned for life, and out of the loop.

[chelsee]

omg lol, thanks for clearing that up. that's a cool post!

[vashti]

But what about the hanging out? I hang out with friends, male or female, and I don't sleep with them.

Way too many choices for me - it is easier to just ask if the person you want to sleep with if it is an exclusive arrangement, don't you think?

[chelsee]

see that is where i am confused too, cuz i always thought that haning out meant your with friends. but if your in a relationship i guess it means something else.

[vashti]

I think bluevette just made it all up. Besides, we all know that the secret society of men is a club for male homosexual republicans.
:-)

[Bluevetteracer]

I think bluevette just made it all up. Besides, we all know that the secret society of men is a club for male homosexual republicans.
:-)

Now, how long do you think you could troll with that before I bit?

The man code is alive, and I could be in great danger just confirming that it exists. I am going into hiding now.

[vashti]

Too late, darling. You've been outed.

:-D

[MastaPDiddy]

in college hooking up is not sex...its just making our and beyong but not sex.

if a college kid whats to tell you he and another girl slept together...he'll say "we ****ed big time"