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Old 13-08-06, 04:47 PM
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The CURE for love! (men only)
Love is a good thing ... until it ends .... then one "member"of the couple starts suffering....
Love is virus which infests the human brain and calls itself "the feeling" ussulay it takes control of what you say or do!
ok thats enough lets get str8 to ..the cure..
The "pacient" must be aware of what will hapen to him

its important that the man infested (sick) ,is tied to a chair ..in front of him should be a monitor and a white curtain so he will have nothing to see just the monitor (it is important that the "pacient" sees noothing taht he caan read),werry important is to tie his hands werry well to the back of the chair. After you have done all that start the monitor and put non-hardcore porn for the pacient to see. he must be alone in the room . then after about 10 mins the pacient realises that he cant touch himself ... (after starting the porn tell him that he will not be able to touch himself ,ussually the pacient says "i dont whant to do nothing i love....)
he starts thinking of the person he loves.. he cant resists he starts looking to the monitor and shouts to be released (it's not the person shouting, it is the dissiease that possesed the person shouting) it is important to ingnore him, kepp him whatching at non-hardcore porn and lesbian porn about 3-4 hours...
after the treatment is over the person will forghet the person he loves and the only
thing he will whant is to make sex and make it fast whit anyone he sees ..
the dissease is cured




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Old 13-08-06, 09:45 PM
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Wow, what a heartfelt, sincere piece of advice.
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Old 14-08-06, 01:57 AM
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The cure for love is men getting their willy cut off, ooops I went there. Although it doesn't actually make any sense. :/
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The cure for love is men getting their willy cut off, ooops I went there. Although it doesn't actually make any sense. :/
To be shot in the head you mean put us out of the mizzery
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If only it truly worked....
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Somebody should delete this thread and delete his account.
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Agreed i think porn is way over rated any way
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