The Weirdest Homework Ever - Love Forum

MVPlaya · #1 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 06:52 AM

I decided to take one class to fill a health/sociology requirement so I decided to take Human Sexuality because it seems like an easy A pour moi. It is, but this homework assignment has me weirded out, feel free to chime in with your P.O.V.:

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Due Tuesday, February 12:

Write an 8 - 10 page Sexual Autobiography, use 10 font Times New Roman and space at 1.5 lines.

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WHAATT?!??!!?

How am I supposed to complete my sexual autobiography when I only have 10 pages to work with?

IceQueen · #2 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 08:05 AM

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How am I supposed to complete my sexual autobiography when I only have 10 pages to work with

Write down only the stuff that actually happened.

Innova · #3 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 08:09 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squirrley · #4 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 08:50 AM

Again ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, using your pole alone would take up 10 pages!!!

K3vMySt3r · #5 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 10:21 AM

Oh yeah...get your 10 pages BRO AHHAHA

Zekk_T_Strife · #6 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
How am I supposed to complete my sexual autobiography when I only have 10 pages to work with?

It was a pretty amusing post until this line. I thought you were gonna go a different more humorous way with less ego in it.

MVPlaya · #7 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 12:14 PM

I understand you are all jealous of my prowess but the issue that bothers me is that I don't want to detail my sexual history to a teacher! Would any of you feel comfortable listing off one night stands, relationships, and everything else for a teacher to read... for those of you who have no sexual autobiography, feel free not to reply, but those of you who do, do you want your teacher to know the details?

IceQueen · #8 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 12:37 PM

I don't know. Is she cute?

Illusional · #9 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 02:36 PM

that would really depend on the type of class that you're situated in and how much you feel you can relate with to the prof. first, if this is a huge lecture class where the prof refers to you as a student number, there will be all kinds of werid shit that he'll be reading... on the other hand say it's a small class. personally i would feel werid about writing a paper on this because the prof is digging into your private life. i feel a discussion would probably be more appropriate because everyone is left with the option of speaking up or remaining quiet. raverboy

sfalexi · #10 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 02:56 PM

Whatever you do, end it in a paragraph describing how you passionately masterbate to a certain teachers of yours. Don't make it too obvious, but subtle enough that it "could" be this teacher. Fill in some nasty and slightly disturbing fantasies (good results if you include the words "hampster" or "cherry red hotwheels fire-truck"). Hopefully that'll help get the idea across that perhaps this assignment isn't really the best to give a student. Plus later on in the semester, when you catch her eye and pull off a half-grin (one corner of the mouth up) while opening your eyes slightly wider, it'll make him/her uncomfortable as shit. This could be a very, VERY fun semester.

Alexi

Illusional · #11 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 03:36 PM

yeah, that would make this prof think twice about asking for another paper on the same topic. raverboy

squirrley · #12 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 06:40 PM

Wait now even if it is a big class, do you break down in smaller groups in the week for discussions? Then YES I would feel uncomfortable sharing those intimate moments. But like everyone says MVP throw some humor in it! After all, she wasn't there she doesnt need to know everything, and wont know if its the truth or not...

Goodluck...can't imagine what you're final is gonna consist of?

Final Exam: Masturbate in Front of the Class....

jane · #13 (**permalink**) 06-02-04, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by IceQueen
Write down only the stuff that actually happened.

LMFAO!! ha ha ha Good one IceQueen~

10 pages of love .... Somehow MVP.. you'll think of the best 100!

Zekk_T_Strife · #14 (**permalink**) 07-02-04, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
the issue that bothers me is that I don't want to detail my sexual history to a teacher! Would any of you feel comfortable listing off one night stands, relationships, and everything else for a teacher to read... for those of you who have no sexual autobiography, feel free not to reply, but those of you who do, do you want your teacher to know the details?

THERE'S the avenue I thought you were gonna take with it. You could also go a route where you write about you having experiences with your family and reunions turned to orgies and such, something REALLY disturbing. Along with the time you had your way with your sister 27 times after beating her to death with a tree branch. Make her thoroughly disturbed. Then when she approaches you about it ask if she wants to come to your parents house for dinner.

sfalexi · #15 (**permalink**) 07-02-04, 02:25 AM

You have to make it believable though. Making it with your sister, believable. Waking up drunk one night to the best blowjob of your life and looking down seeing you're naked mother there, on the fence (unless you state that she was drunk too at a family party like new year or something) Beating someone to death, not. And before you hand in your paper filled with wonderful stories, look at her hesitantly and say, "I just want to make sure that this stays confidential, ok? I don't mind you knowing since you're my teacher, but I don't want other people knowing what I've done please."

And if the teacher comes up afterwards and questions whether you actually did this stuff or not, act mad as though she hurt her feelings. Give a quick speech about how you "took a risk and poured out my soul to you for your stupid assignment, and now you're questioning my life?! I'm sorry I'm not 'NORMAL' or have the same desires as a 'REGULAR' person, but I am who I am!"

Oh man. I wish to GOD one of my teachers gave me an assignment like this . . . I'd have so much ****in fun!