glue woman - Love Forum

Dave1234 · #1 (**permalink**) 10-04-04, 11:47 PM

well apon my absense from this forum i will tell you that i have observed a great many good advise suggestions. and to this i commend and ask you the obvious question which is how can i get a girlfriend to have sex with??????????????????????&&&%^$<<>>87453489075 I really want some sex and a girlfriend really really bad. and in addition to this dilema that i have i will also tell you that i saw a beautiful female at the home-depot and she was buying glue and so i go to snatch the glue from her and I says I Dave will pay for it my yon woman! the foreigner security guard sends me out the door a-packin to which i will say ALL I WANT IS MAYBE JUST A LITTKLE BIT OF A DICK-LAY!!! What is a guy to do? If I was a female of the form of this little love-creature i would welcome the advances of a man like me, dave well the other obvious question (())___**$#($*% that i will tell you is that my roommate sells advertizemments for the yellow-pages and methinks we should have a personalads section and maybethen we can place a picture and find a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sfalexi · #2 (**permalink**) 11-04-04, 12:13 AM

I don't trust personal ads. If you're lookin' for an easier lay, find a woman at a club or bar. You have a lot more chance of finding a woman that just wants to hook up at those places.

As for the glue thing, a little wierd, but you probably would have been able to pull it off with a little talkin' beforehand and a smooth line. Talk to her for a bit than say in a smooth/funny way, "You're a very pretty lady. Would you mind . . . maybe . . . if I bought this glue FOR you? Can I perhaps get your number so I can call and we can go out and shop for rubber cement sometime?"

Alexi

Pretender · #3 (**permalink**) 11-04-04, 06:16 AM

If you're just looking for a dick-lay then go to a prostitute. Don't waste nice girls time if all you want is to **** them.

busgirl · #4 (**permalink**) 16-04-04, 02:08 PM

well dave i have read (and reread....and reread) your posts, trying to understand, and it really is a shame that behind all the seemingly intelligent linguistics, you are probably 14 years old. i must disagree with alexi, only because i am weird, on the home depot thing though. if i were shopping for glue, i would MUCH rather somebody come up and take matters into their own hands (literally) and say something completely out of the way, such as "I dave will pay for it my yon woman" than "you're pretty and i would like to get to know you better". and dont worry, somebody will give you some ass after you hit puberty.