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28-04-04, 03:18 AM
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| | | omg - that is freakin hilarious !!!
I dont know any pick up lines... I have never asked a girl out or anything... Its weird... I have never been single to be able to have to use them or anything... I used to have the girls come up to me and would come onto me.
Idk what happened... I guess its my kids... hrmm...
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28-04-04, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jane hey innova...
if I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?  haha, nope!
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28-04-04, 09:24 AM
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| | | This guy once sat down next to me at the bar, and said
"Hey.......so whats your deal?"
I just looked at him, laughed and said
"I don't know....whats YOURS?"
and walked away.
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28-04-04, 09:29 AM
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| | | lol. I can't even all the lame ones i heard at the bar. I just did a wonderful job scaring the old men...
yes i was getting hit on my old biker men!
My girls named me Tom in a drunken stuper, So when they asked my name... hee hee i said Tom. makes them walk away.
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why put on this macho thing?
hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao
hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.
i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"
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28-04-04, 10:13 AM
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| | | Car Salesman! They know Im a single mom...
"Ive seen you in here before" (no the hell you havnt asswipe)
but later asks me what im doing that night...
Uhm Im sorry but I did NOT give you ANY freakn indication I was interested. Same thing happend the day before at my office. Oh hes new to the area and wants to know of places to hang out-hes 45 so Im thinking of the older crowds here...by the time I go to check him out he says this" Hey Amy heres my number call me sometime and we can go out for a drink." Now hes a Dr. and 45...but ME call him????WTF????
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28-04-04, 10:15 AM
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| | | oops forgot to add this Dr. was just another example of me NOT being interested and gave no signals-TRUST ME ON THIS ONE-NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think some men just have balls and others dont.
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28-04-04, 10:22 AM
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| | I have balls, but they are smart balls. 
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28-04-04, 10:25 AM
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| | | OMG!!! youre so funny Innova...
will that be your next pick up line????
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28-04-04, 10:40 AM
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| | | lol, I'm not a fan of pick-up lines AT ALL! I've never used them...
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28-04-04, 01:12 PM
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| | | Actually used on my girl friend last Saturday while we were at a club...
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."
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28-04-04, 01:31 PM
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| | | what lines have you used?
Hi, what's your name?
what lines have you heard?
All kinds. I used to have a section on my website dedicated just to those. (They were so bad, they were good.) And I do not go to bars or anything. That's just off the street.
what lines have worked?
The only thing that worked was when a guy synched into what I was thinking, and said it out loud. I could not help but break into a smile!
what lines have failed?
- anything related to appearance
- any kind of compliment
- anything that's *obviously* a pickup line
- SMIIIILE! (Commit suicide. Make my day.)
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29-04-04, 09:43 PM
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| | | ice i read some of those too on that website. Some are quiet funny.
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why put on this macho thing?
hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao
hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.
i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"
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30-04-04, 01:37 AM
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| | | halla, it was 2 yrs ago! (at least. Maybe more)
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30-04-04, 02:39 AM
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| | | there are a few out there with what was attempted and if it failed or not. my sis sent it to me for a giggle awhile ago.
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why put on this macho thing?
hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao
hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.
i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"
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